Questionnaire
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Tiggie, my boyfriend)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (Got the internet now)
✓ I own lots of books. (I used to be a bookworm)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Black 'retro' glasses... ^^;)
✓ I love to play video games. (You're reading the answer of a female gamer)
× I've tried marijuana. (No, never done drugs in my life)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (The joys of the internet eh? XD I also watch yiffy stuff)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (There is nothing more valuable to me than honesty ^^)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes is an understatement)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Yes, I've matured)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (I'm too nice for that)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Why would I answer this question if I'm ashamed to reveal it? ;P)
× I hate the rain. (It's my favourite weather next to snow)
× I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (People have complained that I need a job...)
× I love sushi. (Never tried it - raw fish just doesn't sound like my cup of tea)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (Shoulder-length counts as long doesn't it?)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never been there)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Brother)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Of course, I'm British)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Those things are for vain people and drag queens...)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (WTF is that anyway?)
× I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent. (How the hell will I know that?! It's hidden you idiot)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (My butt... only have a handful who talk to me regularly)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Window shopping mainly)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (It's the last thing on my mind)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Boyfriend recently bought me a new one ^^)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (No, but i've had strong alcohol and remembered everything)
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (My boyfriend of course ^^)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Yup, that's me in a shoebox)
× I want to have children in the future. (Ask me this question again in about 10 years and I'll get back to you)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Yes, although in the UK we call them 'nappies'...)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (w00t)
× I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (The opposite actually, I'm shy around girls :S)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Yeah ^^; well... you never know who's going to come online)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Yes, was an alcoholic)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (That's disturbing)
× I own the "South Park" movie. (I wish I did, that thing is hilarious!)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Even more so for my boyfriend than anything else)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (^^; um... you think I'm bad? my boyfriend is worse XD)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Oh sure... *puts on a high camp voice* "I'm as straight as a really straight thing, like a straight jacket but less crazy...like a plank or something"... (please note my dry sarcasm) XD)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Is that meant to be perverted? 0_o... lol XD)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Got chocolate, yiff, pepsi max and seeing boyfriend tomorrow - so yes ^^;)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (I learn (slowly) off my boyfriend ^^)
× I love my job(s). (I need a fucking job or else both my mum and my boyfriend's 'mum' (or mother-in-law-to-be) will nag every day until I get one... *sigh*)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Yes, but only when people aren't looking (my toenails are really bad) :()
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (I don't wear makeup, but my family have given me a whole box full of it anyway... XD)
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I wish... trying the guitar but not going well)
× I hate office jobs. (Opposite actually)
✓ I went to college out of state. (I guess England counts as 'out of state' then? XD)
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (Definatly not)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (No, but sometimes it feels that way)
× I fall for the worst people. (Sometimes, but I think I got lucky this time ^^;)
✓ I adore bright colours. (I'm a sucker for rainbow stuff... XD)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Depends)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Even with socks on)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Yes, ridden plenty of times... ^^)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring. (My toes are weird, so no - they're uncomfortable anyway)
× I have a tattoo. (I really, really want one)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (YES! I also have an addiction for adrenaline XD)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (I am, but I'm ashamed of it)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (NO!)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Yes, but)
✓ I'm an artist. (Always have been, always will be)
✓ I am ambidextrous. (I don't show it much though)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (hmm... no thanks, I'd like to fit in more with society thankyou XD)
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes. (More like my toenails... *sigh*)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (hehehe ^^; ish guilty)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (It seems that way)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (In what? ...finacially? physically?... no)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (I love attention, that's all that matters)
✓ I want to own my own business. (Yes, but I would have no idea on what to do XD)
× I smoke. (Disgusting habit)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Yes, I even give up sleep for it)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Too true... hehe, but I don't care :P)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (^^;)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I used to be in Sea Cadets ^^; my aim is lousy on rifles but good on bows)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (That is just butch)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Yes, and I also cry if I get given bad comments)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Yes, Often)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Never even played 'normal' poker XD)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Yeah - but the proffestional help didn't really help much, it was all my own effort that I got better by)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Paranormal yes, ghosts... doubtful, I'll have to see it to believe it)
× I can't stand being alone. (Some of the best times I've had in my life were when I was alone, before I met Mike (gay friend) and Tig (my boyfriend))
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (I am money-sensible...ish... I end up not buying anything)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Fuck that...)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Yes, I go on holiday, thankyou)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Doesn't everyone? Reasurrance is a good thing isn't it?)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. ((mostly) German, (some) Spanish, French, Japanese and Latin)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Opposite... needs to be deadly silent and no light whatsoever)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Imagination provides more stimulus)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (*yawn* I know too much varied stuff on the world to care)
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Yes, but then I remind myself of the truth - parents loved each other at the time, end of story... XD)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (hehe ^^; especially cats)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Yes XD (what a weird thing to put in a questionnaire, lol)... Hit my brother with a mackeral that I caught)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (Nowadays yes... as I've had my heart broken by people who were dishonest)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (One does not simply "repair" a 'birth mark' XD it's identity)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I forget to eat... as a result my stomach is smaller and I look and feel slimmer which puts up my self esteem ^^)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (Opposite. Can't get enough of the stuff)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Small things ^^)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (I don't need to be reminded on how abnormal (the public thinks) I am)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Being furry, being hippy, being a (slight) beatnik... Yeah, I've had my share)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (I've only done it to 1 person but I feel guilty about it... because they can't help it if they repeat themselves sometimes... I won't say anything else)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Too true)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (Yes, anywhere and everywhere the feeling takes me)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (w00t... I inherited it off my uncle)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Ewww... I can't imagine having a cat or several chickens for mates XD)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (Once, a few years ago - so long ago that I remember being friends with my neighbours and having no cleavage... XD lol)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Does playing the virgin mary in every primary school nativity play count? plus being a cat once - that was great, I loved that fursuit...)
× I enjoy burritos. (I'm not American and I've never been to America, so fuck off)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Anyone for chess?)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Nope, I'm kinda skittish in the things I do)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I used to)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (My accomplishments are forgotten easily... especially by my parents ^^;)
× I need more time to myself. (Opposite - I need time out and about with my friends and boyfriend)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (Nope, I'm as open-minded as I can possibly be)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Oh yes... I'm a hacker)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (I don't do it on purpose though XD)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (I fucking hate it...)
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Yeah *sigh*... ^^)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Yes, but it's detailed which cancels it out really)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (My LJ friends ARE my RL ones)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Tiggie, my boyfriend)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (Got the internet now)
✓ I own lots of books. (I used to be a bookworm)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Black 'retro' glasses... ^^;)
✓ I love to play video games. (You're reading the answer of a female gamer)
× I've tried marijuana. (No, never done drugs in my life)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (The joys of the internet eh? XD I also watch yiffy stuff)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (There is nothing more valuable to me than honesty ^^)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes is an understatement)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Yes, I've matured)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (I'm too nice for that)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Why would I answer this question if I'm ashamed to reveal it? ;P)
× I hate the rain. (It's my favourite weather next to snow)
× I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (People have complained that I need a job...)
× I love sushi. (Never tried it - raw fish just doesn't sound like my cup of tea)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (Shoulder-length counts as long doesn't it?)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never been there)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Brother)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Of course, I'm British)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Those things are for vain people and drag queens...)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (WTF is that anyway?)
× I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent. (How the hell will I know that?! It's hidden you idiot)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (My butt... only have a handful who talk to me regularly)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Window shopping mainly)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (It's the last thing on my mind)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Boyfriend recently bought me a new one ^^)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (No, but i've had strong alcohol and remembered everything)
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (My boyfriend of course ^^)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Yup, that's me in a shoebox)
× I want to have children in the future. (Ask me this question again in about 10 years and I'll get back to you)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Yes, although in the UK we call them 'nappies'...)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (w00t)
× I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (The opposite actually, I'm shy around girls :S)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Yeah ^^; well... you never know who's going to come online)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Yes, was an alcoholic)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (That's disturbing)
× I own the "South Park" movie. (I wish I did, that thing is hilarious!)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Even more so for my boyfriend than anything else)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (^^; um... you think I'm bad? my boyfriend is worse XD)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Oh sure... *puts on a high camp voice* "I'm as straight as a really straight thing, like a straight jacket but less crazy...like a plank or something"... (please note my dry sarcasm) XD)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Is that meant to be perverted? 0_o... lol XD)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Got chocolate, yiff, pepsi max and seeing boyfriend tomorrow - so yes ^^;)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (I learn (slowly) off my boyfriend ^^)
× I love my job(s). (I need a fucking job or else both my mum and my boyfriend's 'mum' (or mother-in-law-to-be) will nag every day until I get one... *sigh*)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Yes, but only when people aren't looking (my toenails are really bad) :()
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (I don't wear makeup, but my family have given me a whole box full of it anyway... XD)
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I wish... trying the guitar but not going well)
× I hate office jobs. (Opposite actually)
✓ I went to college out of state. (I guess England counts as 'out of state' then? XD)
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (Definatly not)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (No, but sometimes it feels that way)
× I fall for the worst people. (Sometimes, but I think I got lucky this time ^^;)
✓ I adore bright colours. (I'm a sucker for rainbow stuff... XD)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Depends)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Even with socks on)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Yes, ridden plenty of times... ^^)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring. (My toes are weird, so no - they're uncomfortable anyway)
× I have a tattoo. (I really, really want one)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (YES! I also have an addiction for adrenaline XD)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (I am, but I'm ashamed of it)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (NO!)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Yes, but)
✓ I'm an artist. (Always have been, always will be)
✓ I am ambidextrous. (I don't show it much though)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (hmm... no thanks, I'd like to fit in more with society thankyou XD)
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes. (More like my toenails... *sigh*)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (hehehe ^^; ish guilty)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (It seems that way)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (In what? ...finacially? physically?... no)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (I love attention, that's all that matters)
✓ I want to own my own business. (Yes, but I would have no idea on what to do XD)
× I smoke. (Disgusting habit)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Yes, I even give up sleep for it)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Too true... hehe, but I don't care :P)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (^^;)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I used to be in Sea Cadets ^^; my aim is lousy on rifles but good on bows)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (That is just butch)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Yes, and I also cry if I get given bad comments)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Yes, Often)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Never even played 'normal' poker XD)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Yeah - but the proffestional help didn't really help much, it was all my own effort that I got better by)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Paranormal yes, ghosts... doubtful, I'll have to see it to believe it)
× I can't stand being alone. (Some of the best times I've had in my life were when I was alone, before I met Mike (gay friend) and Tig (my boyfriend))
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (I am money-sensible...ish... I end up not buying anything)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Fuck that...)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Yes, I go on holiday, thankyou)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Doesn't everyone? Reasurrance is a good thing isn't it?)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. ((mostly) German, (some) Spanish, French, Japanese and Latin)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Opposite... needs to be deadly silent and no light whatsoever)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Imagination provides more stimulus)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (*yawn* I know too much varied stuff on the world to care)
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Yes, but then I remind myself of the truth - parents loved each other at the time, end of story... XD)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (hehe ^^; especially cats)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Yes XD (what a weird thing to put in a questionnaire, lol)... Hit my brother with a mackeral that I caught)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (Nowadays yes... as I've had my heart broken by people who were dishonest)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (One does not simply "repair" a 'birth mark' XD it's identity)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I forget to eat... as a result my stomach is smaller and I look and feel slimmer which puts up my self esteem ^^)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (Opposite. Can't get enough of the stuff)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Small things ^^)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (I don't need to be reminded on how abnormal (the public thinks) I am)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Being furry, being hippy, being a (slight) beatnik... Yeah, I've had my share)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (I've only done it to 1 person but I feel guilty about it... because they can't help it if they repeat themselves sometimes... I won't say anything else)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Too true)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (Yes, anywhere and everywhere the feeling takes me)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (w00t... I inherited it off my uncle)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Ewww... I can't imagine having a cat or several chickens for mates XD)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (Once, a few years ago - so long ago that I remember being friends with my neighbours and having no cleavage... XD lol)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Does playing the virgin mary in every primary school nativity play count? plus being a cat once - that was great, I loved that fursuit...)
× I enjoy burritos. (I'm not American and I've never been to America, so fuck off)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Anyone for chess?)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Nope, I'm kinda skittish in the things I do)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I used to)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (My accomplishments are forgotten easily... especially by my parents ^^;)
× I need more time to myself. (Opposite - I need time out and about with my friends and boyfriend)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (Nope, I'm as open-minded as I can possibly be)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Oh yes... I'm a hacker)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (I don't do it on purpose though XD)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (I fucking hate it...)
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Yeah *sigh*... ^^)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Yes, but it's detailed which cancels it out really)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (My LJ friends ARE my RL ones)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.