I find it amusing.
Excerpts from "Ten Things That Piss Me Off" (An e-mail forward shown to me by my sister):
- People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, asshole, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
- The Pillsbury Doughboy is way too happy, considering that he doesn't have a Dick.
- When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What? Should I eat someone else's cake instead?
- When people say, "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
- When people say, while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" No, dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come for?
- People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, asshole, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
- The Pillsbury Doughboy is way too happy, considering that he doesn't have a Dick.
- When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What? Should I eat someone else's cake instead?
- When people say, "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
- When people say, while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" No, dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come for?