Stolen from Jess
I haven't done one of these in FOREVER so here we go!
Answer the following questions. Then, go to urbandictionary.com and choose one of the entries for each of your answers.
1. What is your name?
Sarah
the hottest and cutest girl in school shes just so awesome and has the best personality, shes realy shy at times but everyone loves her and whoever doesnt love her is just a jelous lozer:) and if ur a guy(damion, aj) then u should deffenitly go out with her
2. What is your age?
24
Explosive Diarrhea. You'll know when this happens. The stages of 24 are as follows:
1. You get a powerful cramp in your lower abdomen followed by gurgling.
2. You feel the need to walk around and rub at your stomach.
3. You feel like if you fart, juices will shoot out.
4. When you finally release 24, it sounds like water boiling.
5. Your anus burn afterwards.
3. What is your bf/gf's name?
Chris
The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.
4. What should you be doing?
working out
the act of lifting metal to damage your muscles so they will grow in bigger size so ladies can eat them. (this was the only definition available)
5. What is your favorite color?
orange
The sort of wanker living in N Ireland who thinks it's cool to march around in bowler hats and white gloves celebrating a 300 year old victory. I've got news for yez, lads, it isn't. It's fucking funny though.
Also a kind of fruit, but crucially different from an apple in that you never hear the phrase "Fuck off, ya wee apple bastard."
6. Where were you born?
Washington DC
the home of go-go(chuck brown,re,byb) nations cap...murder cap.land of the sexiest women, the baddest men, && the best nite-life,,,dc has birthed...j holiday, raheem, and many others
7. What month were you born in?
July
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born (yeah, I'll stick with this one being the best one)
8. Who is the last person you talked to?
The bus driver
While having sex doggy style, the left thumb is inserted into the recieveer's rectum and turned from side to side essentially driving the bus. The right hand reaches around and squeezes the right breast honking the horn to alert patrons the bus is coming. Don't forget to wave to the people waiting for the bus. (Whoa. Never heard that one.)
9. What is one of your nicknames?
Benzer
And amazingly enough, there's a definition: the funniest guy at Silicon Valley STaffing Group in Emeryville, CA. He single and ready to mingle.
Man oh mans.
Answer the following questions. Then, go to urbandictionary.com and choose one of the entries for each of your answers.
1. What is your name?
Sarah
the hottest and cutest girl in school shes just so awesome and has the best personality, shes realy shy at times but everyone loves her and whoever doesnt love her is just a jelous lozer:) and if ur a guy(damion, aj) then u should deffenitly go out with her
2. What is your age?
24
Explosive Diarrhea. You'll know when this happens. The stages of 24 are as follows:
1. You get a powerful cramp in your lower abdomen followed by gurgling.
2. You feel the need to walk around and rub at your stomach.
3. You feel like if you fart, juices will shoot out.
4. When you finally release 24, it sounds like water boiling.
5. Your anus burn afterwards.
3. What is your bf/gf's name?
Chris
The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.
4. What should you be doing?
working out
the act of lifting metal to damage your muscles so they will grow in bigger size so ladies can eat them. (this was the only definition available)
5. What is your favorite color?
orange
The sort of wanker living in N Ireland who thinks it's cool to march around in bowler hats and white gloves celebrating a 300 year old victory. I've got news for yez, lads, it isn't. It's fucking funny though.
Also a kind of fruit, but crucially different from an apple in that you never hear the phrase "Fuck off, ya wee apple bastard."
6. Where were you born?
Washington DC
the home of go-go(chuck brown,re,byb) nations cap...murder cap.land of the sexiest women, the baddest men, && the best nite-life,,,dc has birthed...j holiday, raheem, and many others
7. What month were you born in?
July
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born (yeah, I'll stick with this one being the best one)
8. Who is the last person you talked to?
The bus driver
While having sex doggy style, the left thumb is inserted into the recieveer's rectum and turned from side to side essentially driving the bus. The right hand reaches around and squeezes the right breast honking the horn to alert patrons the bus is coming. Don't forget to wave to the people waiting for the bus. (Whoa. Never heard that one.)
9. What is one of your nicknames?
Benzer
And amazingly enough, there's a definition: the funniest guy at Silicon Valley STaffing Group in Emeryville, CA. He single and ready to mingle.
Man oh mans.