A survey! I have so much to say!
1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with? Not for a long time. I should call him.
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons? Have a chili cookout with 1,000 contestants, and I'd be the only judge.
3. What did you do when you weren't in school in the 2nd grade? Hung out with the kids on the street. we were super cool.
4. What is the best thing about your job? That I can sit and do these all day.
5. Do you like more than one person right now? No. My days of getting crushes in clumps are over.
6. Are you against same sex marriage? Not in theory... but I think I'd be against about 90% of the marriages themselves.
7. Did you vote for Bush? Get real.
8. Where are you going on your next vacation? I'm probably not going on another vacation for a very long time.
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? California. I was like 6 months old.
10. Are most of your friends guys or girls? Guys. Gay guys.
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea? I only own one thing NOT from Ikea. It's my bookshelf from target.
12. Last book you read? Inkheart by Cornelia Funke (a reread in anticipation for buying the sequel, which I may do this afternoon)
13. If you could have one super power what would it be? I've thought about this a lot recently because I'm a dork, and the conclusion I've come to is that I'd want to be a precog even though it's not really a flashy, active power.
14. Where have you lived most of your life? Long Grove, IL. Ask me again in 9 years, though, and the answer will be different YAY!
15. Who was the person you last conversed with? My boss. We talked about how since this thing was cataloged as a kit, it shouldn't have had separate barcodes on all the pieces. And that led into how everyone is stupid except us, which led us into how her cat is stupidest.
16. Where do you see yourself in four years? Movin' on up. Hopefully in a stimulating, yet underpaid job where I will be thinking about where I see myself in four years and the answer will be "Running this joint with an iron fist but still being underpaid."
17. What's your favorite smell? I like lots of smells. I like cookies, lavender, boy, and bath crayons the best.
18. What is your favorite sound? The sound you hear when it's absolutely silent... it's like the sound of the inside of my head or something. I think it's neat to listen for.
19. Are you moody? Not by nature. "Unh! Nordisch by nature!" But sometimes I can be moody when people piss me off.
20. Whats your favorite movie of all time? Amelie.
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your classmate? What, who has classmates anymore? And no, I was nice. I even took a fall in 4th grade for a friend who made poor behavior decisions.
22. Have you ever gone to therapy? Yeah, when I turned gay. She was like "Hey, Scott's mom. Stop wasting your money, your kid is more normal than the normal kids."
23. Have you ever played Spin the bottle? Hahaha, yes. Oddly, I never did it until my junior year in college. My junior high years were tame.
24. Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house? No because while it sounded fun, I felt for what the parents would have to go through.
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? Yes. It's pretty much my MO.
26. Have you ever gone camping? Yeah, God, what a hideous experience. I don't see no use for it at all.
27. Have you ever had a crush on your sibling's friend? Oh, blech, ugh, spew! No.
28. Have you ever gone to a nude beach? No, I think I'd hate it.
29. Have you ever gone streaking? No, but once I had a steaker smack into me while rounding a corner. That was certainly unpleasant. It was raining. Luckily, I was drunk.
30. Have you ever had a stalker? Not that I recall. No. Hmm... I'm unloved. :-(
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? I don't remember. No, I don't think so.
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? On many occasions, but not for a long time.
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you didn't know anyone? No, I always bring a friend. Otherwise, I end up standing in a corner watching people and wondering why I can't be social like that on my own.
34. Have you ever been in love? Surely.
35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend? No, people are generally good to me.
36. Have you ever lied to your parents? Of course, duh. I was caught once, that was pretty bad. After that it was only about little things like "You're not having sex, are you?"
37. Have you ever been out of the US? A cruise... the same one everyone goes on through the Carribbean. That's it. I know, ok?
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out? Eew, can that happen?
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight? No. No matter how bad my hair is, I always look stupider in a hat.
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day? Yes. (Shame.) It would be lunch, dinner, and 4th meal, though... I never eat breakfast at fast food joints if I can help it.
41. Last song you listened to? I'm listening to... ummm... Portishead right now... don't know what song.
42. Have you ever spied on someone? not in a serious way. Other than peering over a book at a hot guy in the library, I don't do that much. I like to eavesdrop a lot. Does that count?
43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers? When I was working as an usher at Ravinia over the summer after high school, the head usher wanted me to sleep with him and this other guy who worked there. That was awkward, and I said no. I think that's as close as I've gotten.
44. Have you ever seen your best friend naked? Nope. Wait. Well for a while back in high school the person I considered my best friend was also my ex. And we were sleeping together. So yeah, I guess technically.
45. Who was the last person who called you? Apparently I missed three calls last night because I slept through the entire day. Sorry, Marshall.
46. When was the last time you slept for more then 12 hours straight? Not yesterday, but it was close. Ummm... I don't think I've done that in well over a year.
47. Have you ever been arrested? Almost. If you want the story, read any other of these survey things that I've done. i'm sick of telling it.
48. Most embarassing CD you own? I'm not ashamed of my retarded taste in music. Oh, except my Carmina Burana and my Mozart Requiem. They're both pretty bad recordings.
49. Have you ever stolen anything? I stole your heart.
50. Have you ever drank egg nog? Mmmmmm, my favorite!
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons? Have a chili cookout with 1,000 contestants, and I'd be the only judge.
3. What did you do when you weren't in school in the 2nd grade? Hung out with the kids on the street. we were super cool.
4. What is the best thing about your job? That I can sit and do these all day.
5. Do you like more than one person right now? No. My days of getting crushes in clumps are over.
6. Are you against same sex marriage? Not in theory... but I think I'd be against about 90% of the marriages themselves.
7. Did you vote for Bush? Get real.
8. Where are you going on your next vacation? I'm probably not going on another vacation for a very long time.
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? California. I was like 6 months old.
10. Are most of your friends guys or girls? Guys. Gay guys.
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea? I only own one thing NOT from Ikea. It's my bookshelf from target.
12. Last book you read? Inkheart by Cornelia Funke (a reread in anticipation for buying the sequel, which I may do this afternoon)
13. If you could have one super power what would it be? I've thought about this a lot recently because I'm a dork, and the conclusion I've come to is that I'd want to be a precog even though it's not really a flashy, active power.
14. Where have you lived most of your life? Long Grove, IL. Ask me again in 9 years, though, and the answer will be different YAY!
15. Who was the person you last conversed with? My boss. We talked about how since this thing was cataloged as a kit, it shouldn't have had separate barcodes on all the pieces. And that led into how everyone is stupid except us, which led us into how her cat is stupidest.
16. Where do you see yourself in four years? Movin' on up. Hopefully in a stimulating, yet underpaid job where I will be thinking about where I see myself in four years and the answer will be "Running this joint with an iron fist but still being underpaid."
17. What's your favorite smell? I like lots of smells. I like cookies, lavender, boy, and bath crayons the best.
18. What is your favorite sound? The sound you hear when it's absolutely silent... it's like the sound of the inside of my head or something. I think it's neat to listen for.
19. Are you moody? Not by nature. "Unh! Nordisch by nature!" But sometimes I can be moody when people piss me off.
20. Whats your favorite movie of all time? Amelie.
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your classmate? What, who has classmates anymore? And no, I was nice. I even took a fall in 4th grade for a friend who made poor behavior decisions.
22. Have you ever gone to therapy? Yeah, when I turned gay. She was like "Hey, Scott's mom. Stop wasting your money, your kid is more normal than the normal kids."
23. Have you ever played Spin the bottle? Hahaha, yes. Oddly, I never did it until my junior year in college. My junior high years were tame.
24. Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house? No because while it sounded fun, I felt for what the parents would have to go through.
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? Yes. It's pretty much my MO.
26. Have you ever gone camping? Yeah, God, what a hideous experience. I don't see no use for it at all.
27. Have you ever had a crush on your sibling's friend? Oh, blech, ugh, spew! No.
28. Have you ever gone to a nude beach? No, I think I'd hate it.
29. Have you ever gone streaking? No, but once I had a steaker smack into me while rounding a corner. That was certainly unpleasant. It was raining. Luckily, I was drunk.
30. Have you ever had a stalker? Not that I recall. No. Hmm... I'm unloved. :-(
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? I don't remember. No, I don't think so.
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? On many occasions, but not for a long time.
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you didn't know anyone? No, I always bring a friend. Otherwise, I end up standing in a corner watching people and wondering why I can't be social like that on my own.
34. Have you ever been in love? Surely.
35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend? No, people are generally good to me.
36. Have you ever lied to your parents? Of course, duh. I was caught once, that was pretty bad. After that it was only about little things like "You're not having sex, are you?"
37. Have you ever been out of the US? A cruise... the same one everyone goes on through the Carribbean. That's it. I know, ok?
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out? Eew, can that happen?
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight? No. No matter how bad my hair is, I always look stupider in a hat.
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day? Yes. (Shame.) It would be lunch, dinner, and 4th meal, though... I never eat breakfast at fast food joints if I can help it.
41. Last song you listened to? I'm listening to... ummm... Portishead right now... don't know what song.
42. Have you ever spied on someone? not in a serious way. Other than peering over a book at a hot guy in the library, I don't do that much. I like to eavesdrop a lot. Does that count?
43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers? When I was working as an usher at Ravinia over the summer after high school, the head usher wanted me to sleep with him and this other guy who worked there. That was awkward, and I said no. I think that's as close as I've gotten.
44. Have you ever seen your best friend naked? Nope. Wait. Well for a while back in high school the person I considered my best friend was also my ex. And we were sleeping together. So yeah, I guess technically.
45. Who was the last person who called you? Apparently I missed three calls last night because I slept through the entire day. Sorry, Marshall.
46. When was the last time you slept for more then 12 hours straight? Not yesterday, but it was close. Ummm... I don't think I've done that in well over a year.
47. Have you ever been arrested? Almost. If you want the story, read any other of these survey things that I've done. i'm sick of telling it.
48. Most embarassing CD you own? I'm not ashamed of my retarded taste in music. Oh, except my Carmina Burana and my Mozart Requiem. They're both pretty bad recordings.
49. Have you ever stolen anything? I stole your heart.
50. Have you ever drank egg nog? Mmmmmm, my favorite!