The Joys of Microwave Cooking
Here's an enlightening little conversation I just had with my mother:
[mum watches me remove a microwaved leftover pizza slice from the oven]
Mum: Didn't you cover that? You and your dad are exactly alike. Why didn't you cover the pizza?
Me: Because it's dry, and there's nothing to splatter all over the inside of the microwave?
Mum: But you should cover it! My friend told me all about MICROWAVE RAYS. What if those MICROWAVE RAYS get into the food?
Me: Mum, they're called waves. What do you think cooks the food?
It's both hilarious and appalling how many people don't know how their modern gadgets work.
In other news: MAFIA II WILL BE OUT IN TWO DAYS' TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, I have waited for this game for six years. And god, how I loved the original. I really, really want this new one to be good.
You're never seeing me again.
[mum watches me remove a microwaved leftover pizza slice from the oven]
Mum: Didn't you cover that? You and your dad are exactly alike. Why didn't you cover the pizza?
Me: Because it's dry, and there's nothing to splatter all over the inside of the microwave?
Mum: But you should cover it! My friend told me all about MICROWAVE RAYS. What if those MICROWAVE RAYS get into the food?
Me: Mum, they're called waves. What do you think cooks the food?
It's both hilarious and appalling how many people don't know how their modern gadgets work.
In other news: MAFIA II WILL BE OUT IN TWO DAYS' TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, I have waited for this game for six years. And god, how I loved the original. I really, really want this new one to be good.
You're never seeing me again.