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[skepticaemia]

I hate it when the pub's busy and I have to help pour drinks. That's why I'm hiding in the back room that Justin thinks I should also turn into a swimming pool. There's also the fact that I'm hiding from a certain Courtney James, a witch visiting from Northampton who took a shine to me. A sweet girl, but not my type in the long run. I've had

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[only_eloise]

Goodness, you've been really busy, haven't you? But descending order... does that make me your first?

[skepticaemia]

You're number one, Eloise. Thought technically number twelve as well, if we're counting repeat performances.

[only_eloise]

Repeat performance? What do you mean? There was only that one time.

[jmff]

Um.

[skepticaemia]

What?

[jmff]

Well, technically Eloise wasn't your first...

[skepticaemia]

Why, because she's Eloise? Wait.. there's nothing wrong with Eloise.

[jmff]

Did you never wonder how she managed to get into the boys dormitory and in your bed that night?

[skepticaemia]

No, Justin, when a girl climbs in to your bed you tend not to wonder about the details.

What are you on about, anyway?

[jmff]

I had detention with Snape for a few weeks and taught myself how to make Polyjuice potion when he wasn't paying attention.

[skepticaemia]

So? What's that got to do with

You didn't.

[jmff]

You were charmingly clumsy.

[skepticaemia]

I've had sex with you? No, that can't be right. We have a subtle flirtatious chemistry because you can never have me, not because you have.

[jmff]

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I did look like Eloise. You can still pretend it was her!

[skepticaemia]

Oh, I plan to pretend.

You are a sick man. But I sort of admire that.

Why Eloise, though? I mean, the obvious choice would have been Marietta.

[jmff]

She was the only one who would have taken your weird post-coital behaviour in her stride.

And also she was the first one I was able to get hair from.