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[skepticaemia]

There are occasionally times when a performance causes a fellow to simply stare in shock and awe at the sheer spectacle of utter incompetence he has been blessed (cursed? blessed.) to witness. In my brief experience running the pub, I can thankfully say that there has been no more than three such travesties. Tonight was alas the fourth

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[london_colin]

WIZARG? I'm glad I stayed in tonight.

[skepticaemia]

Very. There's no band tomorrow for whom I have to prepare, at least. Small mercies.

[london_colin]

At least you'll have time to clean up then. Broken glass is very atmospheric and all, but I think the White Dog has the market cornered on notoriety.

[skepticaemia]

Perhaps someday the Banshee shall be renowned for floor surfaces that don't crunch when you walk on them.

[london_colin]

We all need a dream in life.

Does glitter crunch underfoot? Maybe you need to start reconsidering the acts you book if you're going to achieve this lofty goal.

[skepticaemia]

Oh, Merlin. The glitter didn't even occur to me. That stuff's a bloody nightmare to sweep up.

I wouldn't be surprised if the floor glitters for the rest of the week.

[london_colin]

If you're feeling lazy I guess you could just leave it, get a mirror ball in and have a disco night.

But if you do, warn me in advance so I can make other plans.

[skepticaemia]

Combining glitter and disco doesn't seem like the wisest of plans. I'd hate to give the neighbors the wrong idea.

[london_colin]

Can't be any worse than the ideas they've got from WIZARG!

[skepticaemia]

Well, they did cheer when I escorted the band off the premises.

[london_colin]

See, that's nice, you're bringing the neighborhood together! You're really performing a service to the community there.

[skepticaemia]

That's what I keep telling them!

[london_colin]

You just keep it, they'll come around eventually.

After all, everything's going to look good for awhile after last night, right?

We can pretend that was your clever plan all along.

[skepticaemia]

I wouldn't want to tempt fate.

What do you mean, pretend? This conversation never happened.

[london_colin]

Conversation? What conversation?

[skepticaemia]

Smart man.