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"I am the mighty Maker, and I now bequeath to you My Holy Power Tools, because I am too fucking drunk to use them anymore, and good luck to you, because when I get up tomorrow they had better be exactly where I left them, exactly, even My...no, especially My belt sander, because I am going to be so fucking hungover tomorrow, anybody who fucks with My belt sander is going to get a taste of My belt. And it won't taste good. At all."
from The Magicians by Lev Grossman
I highly recommend this book, btw. It smacks of Harry Potter and (from what I've seen of the movies) the Chronicles of Narnia, but in a more cynical way. Plus Eliot (the person quoted above) is just about the most excellent thing ever.
from The Magicians by Lev Grossman
I highly recommend this book, btw. It smacks of Harry Potter and (from what I've seen of the movies) the Chronicles of Narnia, but in a more cynical way. Plus Eliot (the person quoted above) is just about the most excellent thing ever.