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Since no one has given me hugs (on my hug-o-meter in my info), I gave myself one. It's a wonderful day when you open a container of sour cream and realize there are instructions on the foil cover on how to eat the sour cream. I have a bug bite on my left arm. It itches. So now I have a package of frozen peas on it to stop me from itching. Our potato gun in Physics did not work today. It blew apart. So now my partner and I must fix it. When potatoes thaw, they smell bad. The weatherman on the radio said it would rain today. He lied. Damn that meteorologist Ed Phillips. Yes, it's true. I am going bald. This plethora of curly black hair will soon be no more. My teacher wrote me a letter of recommendation today. Except she wrote that my name was Noelle. My name is not Noelle. I read a news article today where people at the Mexico City Cathedral claimed that the election of the new pope was "God's decision and they had to accept it." It was not. It was the decision of a bunch of old men. The peas are thawing. I must go put them back in the freezer. Goodbye.