Breaking the silence....for ths shit
This looked like fun:
iTunes magic 8 ball trick - put your iTunes on random, and just before you change tracks, ask these questions. Let's see what iTunes thnk of me...
What do you think of me, iTunes?
"Holding Out For a Hero" - Jennifer Saunders
Hear that everybody? I'm a hero! Yay!
Will I have a happy life?
"Triple Trouble" - Beastie Boys
Well the first line says, "You'll be right as rain"...so I got that going for me, which is nice.
What do my friends really think of me?
"My Way" - Frank Sinatra
So, I guess they think...I've lived a full life? Either that, or they think I'm about to die.
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Putting on the Ritz" - Fred Astaire
Um...okay...
How can I make myself happy?
"Cowboy Take Me Away" - Dixie Chicks
I need to lie under the stars, get closer to heaven, and be held in the arms of...a cowboy?
What should I do with my life?
"I've Got a Crush on You" - Frank Sinatra
.....I got nothin'.
Why must life be so full of pain?
"Ride With Me" - Nelly
Just as I always thought - it's all Nelly's fault. Him and his country grammar...
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"On Fire" - Lloyd Banks
"Ma, let's go in the back, in fact turn ya ass round, back a nigga down" - I'll keep that in mind
Will I ever have children?
"Fever" - Peggy Lee
Well, if girls were meant to give me fever (be it Fahrenheit or centigrade...), then I guess it kinda goes without saying
Will I die happy?
"Son of a Preacher Man" - Dusty Springfield
"He'd come and tell me everythng is alright" - well good :)
Can you give me some advice?
"Smile" - Charlie Chaplin
Whoa this is creepy....I actually consider these words my own personal motto...
What do you think happiness is?
"Roses" - Outkast
Well, happiness is either roses or....CAROLIIIINE!!!
What's my favorite fetish?
"Every Sperm Is Sacred" - Monty Python
Oh jesus christ that's too perfect...
Aahhh...well that was fun.
Anyway, I haven't updated since the beginning of the summer. So I'll just say this:
I like NYU.
That oughta do it. Well, thanks for that, I'll give you another update in 6 months.
- Jack
iTunes magic 8 ball trick - put your iTunes on random, and just before you change tracks, ask these questions. Let's see what iTunes thnk of me...
What do you think of me, iTunes?
"Holding Out For a Hero" - Jennifer Saunders
Hear that everybody? I'm a hero! Yay!
Will I have a happy life?
"Triple Trouble" - Beastie Boys
Well the first line says, "You'll be right as rain"...so I got that going for me, which is nice.
What do my friends really think of me?
"My Way" - Frank Sinatra
So, I guess they think...I've lived a full life? Either that, or they think I'm about to die.
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Putting on the Ritz" - Fred Astaire
Um...okay...
How can I make myself happy?
"Cowboy Take Me Away" - Dixie Chicks
I need to lie under the stars, get closer to heaven, and be held in the arms of...a cowboy?
What should I do with my life?
"I've Got a Crush on You" - Frank Sinatra
.....I got nothin'.
Why must life be so full of pain?
"Ride With Me" - Nelly
Just as I always thought - it's all Nelly's fault. Him and his country grammar...
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"On Fire" - Lloyd Banks
"Ma, let's go in the back, in fact turn ya ass round, back a nigga down" - I'll keep that in mind
Will I ever have children?
"Fever" - Peggy Lee
Well, if girls were meant to give me fever (be it Fahrenheit or centigrade...), then I guess it kinda goes without saying
Will I die happy?
"Son of a Preacher Man" - Dusty Springfield
"He'd come and tell me everythng is alright" - well good :)
Can you give me some advice?
"Smile" - Charlie Chaplin
Whoa this is creepy....I actually consider these words my own personal motto...
What do you think happiness is?
"Roses" - Outkast
Well, happiness is either roses or....CAROLIIIINE!!!
What's my favorite fetish?
"Every Sperm Is Sacred" - Monty Python
Oh jesus christ that's too perfect...
Aahhh...well that was fun.
Anyway, I haven't updated since the beginning of the summer. So I'll just say this:
I like NYU.
That oughta do it. Well, thanks for that, I'll give you another update in 6 months.
- Jack