So mote it be!
How to Purify Your Floppy Disk
A Special Spell
To make an ordinary floppy or zip disk (100mb, 250mb, etc.) free from
bad sectors and other defects. *No more errors. You can save, delete,
and format them any number of times. Can safely read and write into
it using any public or private computer pc.
How:
Placing a coin (any type of metal coin) on a newly purchased floppy
or zip disk, you say:
Gods of Magic
Gods of Light
All who are unnamed
Guide this spell I cast tonight
By the Magick I make thee
Free from errors and defects you shall always be
You will always work. (2x) whisper
You will always work. (Loudly)
* To know this spell has been casted, the coin on the top of the
floppy must be cold to touch (use a different coin for every disk you
want). Disk must be brand new. Done at night only
A Protective Circle Surrounding Your Inbox!
An Internet Spell
To make your email and electronic internet accounts hack proof and
free from prying eyes.
How:
Visualize your email/net account to be protected. Then, using a tiny
padlock (be sure it hasn't been locked yet)
You state:
Gods of Magic
Gods of Light
All who are unnamed
Guide this spell I cast tonight
By the magick I make thee
Free from prying eyes and hack proof
And this you shall always be
PROTECTED! (3X)
And then you lock the padlock.
*Do this for each account. Keep padlock in a safe place.
All-Access Spell To The Net
An Internet Spell
To allow you to access all the information you want on the internet
(as long as you look for it) without hindrance from spirit beings,
hackers, etc. ・ (Except for illegal intrusions i.e. theft,
electronic crimes, etc.)
How:
Choose a small stone of which you draw (using a marker) a small
lightning bolt. Wrap this stone with a white sheet of paper. Holding
it on your right hand, you say these words:
Gods of Magic
Gods of Light
All who are unnamed
Guide this spell I cast tonight
By the magick this stone shall be my key
To surf the net and access it freely
No more problems
No more interferences
No more hindrances
After that, remove stone. Burn the sheet outside your house using a
candle. Make sure all the paper is turned into ash.
* You should always place that stone near your mouse or keypad. But,
before you do lightly tap that stone on the computer screen.
A Special Spell
To make an ordinary floppy or zip disk (100mb, 250mb, etc.) free from
bad sectors and other defects. *No more errors. You can save, delete,
and format them any number of times. Can safely read and write into
it using any public or private computer pc.
How:
Placing a coin (any type of metal coin) on a newly purchased floppy
or zip disk, you say:
Gods of Magic
Gods of Light
All who are unnamed
Guide this spell I cast tonight
By the Magick I make thee
Free from errors and defects you shall always be
You will always work. (2x) whisper
You will always work. (Loudly)
* To know this spell has been casted, the coin on the top of the
floppy must be cold to touch (use a different coin for every disk you
want). Disk must be brand new. Done at night only
A Protective Circle Surrounding Your Inbox!
An Internet Spell
To make your email and electronic internet accounts hack proof and
free from prying eyes.
How:
Visualize your email/net account to be protected. Then, using a tiny
padlock (be sure it hasn't been locked yet)
You state:
Gods of Magic
Gods of Light
All who are unnamed
Guide this spell I cast tonight
By the magick I make thee
Free from prying eyes and hack proof
And this you shall always be
PROTECTED! (3X)
And then you lock the padlock.
*Do this for each account. Keep padlock in a safe place.
All-Access Spell To The Net
An Internet Spell
To allow you to access all the information you want on the internet
(as long as you look for it) without hindrance from spirit beings,
hackers, etc. ・ (Except for illegal intrusions i.e. theft,
electronic crimes, etc.)
How:
Choose a small stone of which you draw (using a marker) a small
lightning bolt. Wrap this stone with a white sheet of paper. Holding
it on your right hand, you say these words:
Gods of Magic
Gods of Light
All who are unnamed
Guide this spell I cast tonight
By the magick this stone shall be my key
To surf the net and access it freely
No more problems
No more interferences
No more hindrances
After that, remove stone. Burn the sheet outside your house using a
candle. Make sure all the paper is turned into ash.
* You should always place that stone near your mouse or keypad. But,
before you do lightly tap that stone on the computer screen.