Minister Avoids Girlfriend's Funeral
Yesterday's tragic funeral of Hermione Jane Granger, murdered in her own home by a pack of werewolves (of which two are rumored to still be at large), was unfortunately closed to the press. However this humble reporter was present at the entrance to Highgate Cemetery in London and noticed something very odd indeed about the guests in attendance.
Of course Miss Granger's family and friends were all present, including our hero Harry Potter and Auror Ron Weasley, father of Miss Granger's daughter. Faculty and staff from Hogwarts, where Miss Granger taught Arithmancy, were also amongst the attendees. Conspicuously absent was the Minister of Magic, who has been known to be dating Miss Granger for almost a year.
Why would Julian Knightly avoid the funeral of the woman he supposedly loved? Is our Minister in denial over the death of his girlfriend? Our sources tell us that Minister Knightly also did not attend the viewing on Saturday and has not gone to pay his respects to the family. We here at the Prophet must question whether a man in denial is fit to be running our fair country.
Of course Miss Granger's family and friends were all present, including our hero Harry Potter and Auror Ron Weasley, father of Miss Granger's daughter. Faculty and staff from Hogwarts, where Miss Granger taught Arithmancy, were also amongst the attendees. Conspicuously absent was the Minister of Magic, who has been known to be dating Miss Granger for almost a year.
Why would Julian Knightly avoid the funeral of the woman he supposedly loved? Is our Minister in denial over the death of his girlfriend? Our sources tell us that Minister Knightly also did not attend the viewing on Saturday and has not gone to pay his respects to the family. We here at the Prophet must question whether a man in denial is fit to be running our fair country.