Wow...
Well, x-c wasn't THAT bad today, though the 12 striders were annoying as hell. meet tomorrow in the middle of nowhere, dismal. My mom felt the need to ruin the song "sweet home alabama" forever by saying, "Oh, that song is in that one movie..." I will spare you the name of the title, because some would commit suicide
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>Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there
>any tips you can give to me?" "Well," says the Queen, "the most
>important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
>
>Kerry frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are
>really intelligent?"
>
>The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask
>them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button
>on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
>
>Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen
>smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father
>have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
>Who is it?"
>
>Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be
>me."
>
>"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
>
>Kerry goes back home to ask John Edwards, his vice presidential
>choice the same question.
>
>"John. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a
>child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is
>it?"
>
>"I'm not sure," says John Edwards. "Let me get back to you on
>that one."
>
>Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can
>give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and
>recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Edwards
>shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and
>father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister.
>Who is it?"
>
>Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
>
>Edwards smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, Edwards goes back
>to speak with Kerry. "Say, I did some research and I have
>the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."
>
>Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards, and angrily yells
>into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
>
> MAY GOD BE WITH YOU --FROM THE WHITE HOUSE
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