Letter to 2005 Red Sox Mgr Terry Francona:
Dear Terry:
Are you a fucking numbnut moron shitfaced asshole, or what? With a one-run lead and with a runner at first in the fucking 8TH inning, you bring in Mike Timlin. Timlin sucks with runners on base. This is a proven fact. Time and time again, you have brought him in with runners on base ONLY to see those runners score.
And yet, you have NOT learned your lesson.
Well, learn this. Timlin, our supposed "closer," is NOT deserving of the trust you seem to put into him game after game. You had 9 (!) other pitchers in the pen last night who are more than capable of pitching at this level. What the FUCK were you thinking??
Were you thinking at all?
Because of your poor managerial skills, Boston is poised to MISS the playoffs altogether. Thank you for deciding to piss on our bliss from last year's victory, and throwing away critical games.
Oh...and for the record? Last night, the Devil Rays did not win. Boston lost. BIG difference.
Signed,
An angry member of Red Sox Nation...
Are you a fucking numbnut moron shitfaced asshole, or what? With a one-run lead and with a runner at first in the fucking 8TH inning, you bring in Mike Timlin. Timlin sucks with runners on base. This is a proven fact. Time and time again, you have brought him in with runners on base ONLY to see those runners score.
And yet, you have NOT learned your lesson.
Well, learn this. Timlin, our supposed "closer," is NOT deserving of the trust you seem to put into him game after game. You had 9 (!) other pitchers in the pen last night who are more than capable of pitching at this level. What the FUCK were you thinking??
Were you thinking at all?
Because of your poor managerial skills, Boston is poised to MISS the playoffs altogether. Thank you for deciding to piss on our bliss from last year's victory, and throwing away critical games.
Oh...and for the record? Last night, the Devil Rays did not win. Boston lost. BIG difference.
Signed,
An angry member of Red Sox Nation...