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I WILL be allowed to go see The Matrix when it comes out in theaters tomorrow night. Despite the fact that none of us will ever get tickets, and the show starts at 10 PM. Gahh.
Steve and I's project on Robert Hunter (Grateful Dead lyricist) WILL be somewhat coherent, regardless of our plans to complete it while in a complete drunken stupor in order to fully experience the music.
This weekend WILL be relaxing and finally not involve tech rehearsals at the mercy of a screaming woman wearing a bandana.
Whoever invented trig WILL be dead if he/she/it isn't already.
Cass and I WILL do a 30 point bonus project on Woodstock for AP history for the simple reasons that we need to not fail, and Jimi Hendrix is the personification of sex. Or, in his deceased state, the personification of necrophilia.
I WILL eventually clean my room without being eaten by centipedes, used dishes, or dirty underwear.
Most importantly...
Tonight, I WILL do absolutely no work, and instead sit on my ass eating a spicy chicken salad and watching talentless losers screech their little hearts out on 'American Idol'.
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In study hall, DiNardo overheard John, Cass, and I talking about naming our children and raised his eyebrows. And with good reason. Not only because John claims that his first daughter will be named 'Nirvana'. But also because, when he made that claim, I then insisted that her middle name would be "RapeMe".
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I need to paint my toenails. That should go on my 'determination' list above.
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The 'Sex Mix, Vol. 2' is still in progress. Here are the songs on it thus far:
'Strip' - Adam Ant
'I Get Wet' - Andrew WK
'Turn Up the Night' - Black Sabbath
'Rapunzel' - DMB
'Let's Put the X In Sex' - Kiss
'Flower' - Liz Phair
'Erotic' - Madonna
'Let's Get It On' - Marvin Gaye
'Start Me Up' - Rolling Stones
'Underneath Your Clothes' - Shakira
'Bang A Gong' - T Rex
'Light My Fire' - The Doors
...I know it seems to suck now, but the first Sex Mix is actually much better. (I'm too lazy to list those tracks at the moment). Stuff will get added though so never fear. Sexxxxx will reign once again. Feel free to leave suggestions if you know of any particularly dirty songs, even if they might be on the first CD.
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There are far too many attractive guys in my English class. And, I guess, far too many attractive guys everywhere. I need a boy to chase after. It will provide a distraction from the shit factor of life. I don't even know if I'm on so much of a meaningless play kick anymore. I think I just want to have a random 'thing' with someone because that usually is entertaining, and it might keep me going till summer. That's such a naive thing to say in a way. But I'm not one of those girls who constantly complains that she needs a boyfriend. I'm perfectly happy being single and partying and having no romantic obligations. I just need a distraction. Possibly in the form of a penis. 8===>. La da dee.
Steve and I's project on Robert Hunter (Grateful Dead lyricist) WILL be somewhat coherent, regardless of our plans to complete it while in a complete drunken stupor in order to fully experience the music.
This weekend WILL be relaxing and finally not involve tech rehearsals at the mercy of a screaming woman wearing a bandana.
Whoever invented trig WILL be dead if he/she/it isn't already.
Cass and I WILL do a 30 point bonus project on Woodstock for AP history for the simple reasons that we need to not fail, and Jimi Hendrix is the personification of sex. Or, in his deceased state, the personification of necrophilia.
I WILL eventually clean my room without being eaten by centipedes, used dishes, or dirty underwear.
Most importantly...
Tonight, I WILL do absolutely no work, and instead sit on my ass eating a spicy chicken salad and watching talentless losers screech their little hearts out on 'American Idol'.
- - - -
In study hall, DiNardo overheard John, Cass, and I talking about naming our children and raised his eyebrows. And with good reason. Not only because John claims that his first daughter will be named 'Nirvana'. But also because, when he made that claim, I then insisted that her middle name would be "RapeMe".
- - - -
I need to paint my toenails. That should go on my 'determination' list above.
- - - -
The 'Sex Mix, Vol. 2' is still in progress. Here are the songs on it thus far:
'Strip' - Adam Ant
'I Get Wet' - Andrew WK
'Turn Up the Night' - Black Sabbath
'Rapunzel' - DMB
'Let's Put the X In Sex' - Kiss
'Flower' - Liz Phair
'Erotic' - Madonna
'Let's Get It On' - Marvin Gaye
'Start Me Up' - Rolling Stones
'Underneath Your Clothes' - Shakira
'Bang A Gong' - T Rex
'Light My Fire' - The Doors
...I know it seems to suck now, but the first Sex Mix is actually much better. (I'm too lazy to list those tracks at the moment). Stuff will get added though so never fear. Sexxxxx will reign once again. Feel free to leave suggestions if you know of any particularly dirty songs, even if they might be on the first CD.
- - - -
There are far too many attractive guys in my English class. And, I guess, far too many attractive guys everywhere. I need a boy to chase after. It will provide a distraction from the shit factor of life. I don't even know if I'm on so much of a meaningless play kick anymore. I think I just want to have a random 'thing' with someone because that usually is entertaining, and it might keep me going till summer. That's such a naive thing to say in a way. But I'm not one of those girls who constantly complains that she needs a boyfriend. I'm perfectly happy being single and partying and having no romantic obligations. I just need a distraction. Possibly in the form of a penis. 8===>. La da dee.