The Top 3 Greatest Discoveries in Mankind...
So, I've come to a few earth-shattering discoveries. This shit rivals the discovery of evolution people...
1)You can fucking cook Hot-Pockets brand Hot-Pockets in the oven! Too bad it was merely mediocre. Still, the whole hourish I waited to gobble it all up was very exciting. Life changing!
2)I'm somewhat totally out of shape. Even more than I feared. I played ultimate frisbee with the guys tonight, and got so gosh darn tired I felt sick. Even now, I know I'm going to be sore as hell tomorrow, and my back already hurts. I took some Tylenol, along with weed, and I don't fell anything anymore. Too bad I will by the time I check this tomorrow...
3)I'm too much of a whiny bitch when I play sports Therefore, I relinquish my crown, and am just going to shut the hell up. I figured this up late in ultimate. It was entertaining enough listening to other people whine about their menstral cycles or something. Now, I just need to show up to sports and we're all set...
There you have it. Call upDiscovery Channel HD. It's documentary time, baby. I saw a show called The Top 3 Greatest Discoveries in Mankind. All three were about evolution and shit. I don't know how one thing was discovered three times, and made it all onto the same documentary, but oh well. I saw Bill Nye hosting that shit, and I stood up, pointed my pointing finger at him, and vowed to him I would make that documentary, and be host, kicking his washed up 90's ass to the curb. Back to the unemployment line for you science guy. Not the first time, right?
I'm out...
Peace...
1)You can fucking cook Hot-Pockets brand Hot-Pockets in the oven! Too bad it was merely mediocre. Still, the whole hourish I waited to gobble it all up was very exciting. Life changing!
2)I'm somewhat totally out of shape. Even more than I feared. I played ultimate frisbee with the guys tonight, and got so gosh darn tired I felt sick. Even now, I know I'm going to be sore as hell tomorrow, and my back already hurts. I took some Tylenol, along with weed, and I don't fell anything anymore. Too bad I will by the time I check this tomorrow...
3)I'm too much of a whiny bitch when I play sports Therefore, I relinquish my crown, and am just going to shut the hell up. I figured this up late in ultimate. It was entertaining enough listening to other people whine about their menstral cycles or something. Now, I just need to show up to sports and we're all set...
There you have it. Call upDiscovery Channel HD. It's documentary time, baby. I saw a show called The Top 3 Greatest Discoveries in Mankind. All three were about evolution and shit. I don't know how one thing was discovered three times, and made it all onto the same documentary, but oh well. I saw Bill Nye hosting that shit, and I stood up, pointed my pointing finger at him, and vowed to him I would make that documentary, and be host, kicking his washed up 90's ass to the curb. Back to the unemployment line for you science guy. Not the first time, right?
I'm out...
Peace...