egg babies
i havnt updated 4 a while but w/e. in sci class we had 2 do this egg babies proj so i frgt the 1st 2 days and bs'd it.
here it is . . .
Day 1
Today my baby was born. His name is Phillip he is a very good egg baby. So far he doesn’t have any diseases, but the tests haven’t come back yet. I sure hope that my baby isn’t sick. This morning me baby died on the bus. I am so sad. He wasn’t even sick! He fell off the seat and got shaken baby syndrome and died immediately. He cracked his head open, so sad! I had to bury him in a trash can. At school I was sad and went through the day like any other. At night I watched 24 though. 24 is the best show ever! There is so much action! And the suspense is a thriller! They killed the president and there is going to be a nuclear attack! I can’t wait until next week because they left me hanging like a criminal!
Day 2
Today a new egg baby was born. His name is Pedro. I made a protective home for him in a bunch of paper towels and wrapped masking tape around it. I thought that if I provide a good home for him that he might not have such a sudden death like my late son Phillip. I am still so sad. Today went by fine we went to Social Studies where we watched a movie. It was a good movie with Peter Jennings called “20th Century” or something like that. We love history movies. Then we went to math class with Mrs. Dutterer and I had to put Pedro in my backpack so that she would not punish him for being so disruptive. Next, I had Mr. Krause where we had to listen to a boring presentation on grammar. Next, I had Mrs. Larocque’s class. So fun! I had to dissect a frog, so I left Pedro in my backpack outside, because he is a vegetarian. I had so much fun; it was a very educational experience. At lunch I went to fields, but sat down with Pedro so he wouldn’t get egg napped. Those asexual predators these days! After fields, we went to art where I am making a shadow box. Pedro thought that my shadow box deserves an A+. I told him that he should tell Ms. Andrews that! At Spanish he agrees with me on how mean and annoying Ms. Karr is. Then we went home and did homework. I thought that Pedro needed to get some air so I cut open his cocoon and I accidentally cut his pulmonary artery and he de-egg juiced to death. That was my second egg baby to die in two days! I think I’m going to go Goth and kill myself, I am so depressed. Every egg I know dies!
Day 3
My third egg baby was born this morning. I have a good feeling about this one hopefully he won’t die like the others. His name is Eddy the egg. I decided that his name wouldn’t start with the letter “P” because both my other babies died and their names started with “P”. I think it stands for premature death! Eddy is my miracle baby! I put him in a towel and into a little box thing from my lunch box. It has a hard shell and soft outside I think it the perfect carriage for him! I am so happy and optimistic today. I went to school like any other day. We watched a movie in Social Studies again. Then we went to math class with Mrs. Dutterer and I had to put Eddy in my backpack so that she would not punish him for being so disruptive. Next, I had Mr. Krause where we had to listen to a boring presentation on grammar again. Next, I had Mrs. Larocque’s class where the tests came back and I found out that Eddy was healthy! There is no word that can explain how happy I am to find that out. Eddy played Robert’s guitar. He loved it and I told him that he should save up his money so that he can buy one to. He made his first face today; he seems to have kept it with him. It has been raining all day long and after we ate lunch we went to the Media Center and watched a movie on my PSP. Eddy liked it a lot and asked for a PSP too. He wants one also. Eddy is a very demanding egg I might add. At PE, we filled out the scores for track. In Karr, we did translations. We went home, did homework, watched TV, played PSP, and then went to bed.
Day 4
This morning was the same as last, but in Larocque’s class we had a sub and did busy work and watched a movie. At lunch I sat with Eddy at fields again. And in Art, I had to catch up on the project because I am so far behind. In Karr, we watched a movie and had some candy for Cinco de Mayo. And at home we watched the big OC two hour episode, and then went to bed. Oh, my gosh! There was so much drama in the OC tonight! It was like the best episode ever.
Day 5
Today I had a free day in Social Studies. We watched my PSP. In math I had a quiz which I did really badly on. In Language Arts we did vocab and has a free day. We finish an episode of 24 season 1 on my PSP. We got signed out after that class. We had to get ready for the notables dance. We went home watched TV got ready and then I went. My mom watched Eddy for free. The dance was great and I went in a limo to the Melting Pot, my favorite restaurant. Then I had like ten people sleep over. We talked and then fell asleep.
Day 6
This morning we had breakfast with my friends and I had a bagel and I cinnamon roll. We didn’t want to have eggs because Eddy didn’t want to be a cannibal. We played Halo 2 for like two hours then everybody had to leave. We took a nap for a couple of hours to eat for a pre-mother’s day dinner with my family, uncle, and grand parents. We ate filet mignon and potatoes. It was very good. We had Ben and Jerry’s ice cream and watched a movie, then went to bed.
Day 7
This morning we woke up and ate for mothers’ day. My sister made my mom upset so she was mad the whole day. I had to clean out the playroom, while I was watching movies all day. Finally I finished cleaning and went to my room to watch TV. Then I went on a walk around the neighborhood with all my family except for my mom. When we got back we watched Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Then I watched TV in my room for one hour and a half then went to sleep. Finally, another hard week is over and I’m spending it with Eddy!