TURTLE PORNO!!!
I was helping my brother yesterday with his project for school. He needed to find some pictures of the Galapagos Tortoise and we came up to one where one was humping the other! I was like "Holy crackers! Turtle porno!" but my brother wanted to see it. I kept trying to change the page but he kept going "I wanna see it! I wanna see it!". I was like "Dude, it's 2 turtles humping each other. Why the hell do you wanna see that?" but he didn't answer. He just kept on laughin. That's why I think he likes animal porno. Ew, that makes two in my family! My dad likes it too! You know what they say: "Like father, like son". I hope they don't have a "Like mother, like daughter" cause my mom wears thongs...
Anyway, here's the picture of the turtle humping each other.
"You and me, baby, we're nothing but mammals
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"
Sorry, that was just totally perfect for the mood. lmao
Anyway, here's the picture of the turtle humping each other.
"You and me, baby, we're nothing but mammals
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"
Sorry, that was just totally perfect for the mood. lmao