What is it about that cat?

Aug 03, 2005 15:41

What is it about that cat?
That got dogs across the map digging in the dirt and developing traps.
Just to catch that cat and test it to see if thats where its at.
If thats where that dog needs to be at?
Think about it!

What is it about that cat?
That got dogs pulling back that fur just to make cats purr!
MEOW!
Stray cats got some dogs somewhere sleeping in the doghouse
with drool in his mouth.
Think about it!

The treasure is in pleasure island!

Cats come in different sizes and colors.
Dog day afternoons make you think twice
Light and dark, big or small
I prefer dark cats.
Come on now dogs have the bark paws down but
cats however have the arch.
The march,
the stride,
the glide,
the sly sleekness
uniqeness
meekness
the strongest dogs weakness
is the cat

Dam! Can a dog bury his bone?

What is it about that cat?
That has dogs rushing to get home,
and between you and me its not because of the pedigree.
When a new cat steps through the street with ease all dogs pause
just to see check out the inventory,
bark and claim their territory.
But thats a whole nother' story.
We talking about cats hell they'll make you lose track of time!
While their enjoying their catnap some dogs can't sleep because
he got that cat on his mind.

The treasure is in pleasure island!

Watch cats because they slick
Moving in slow-motion but they think quick
Time ticks and their rolling all over your couch
Investigating and laying out the blueprints to your house
Friends, neighbors, lovers, new spouse,
That dogs thinking how did this come about?

All those cats that follow command to the wise and humble saying,
"Here pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy," they know what you're talking about.
Kittens are sitten in the kitchen listening and sipping on milk near the icebox. Be careful what you ask for because doggystyle has gotten many dogs neutered. And some cats love to explore open frontier.

Whoa! There it goes a cat just coughed up a furr ball!

Cats will get all up under you like a toilet seat and a fat ass.
Don't make them mad because some cats will scratch the shit out of your ass! I love how some cats act bad and crawl all in the bed with you.
Slightly roaming through the covers, sneaky little lovers.
Although dogs are not into half baked fish,
if it's washed and prepped right, moist, and delightful some dogs may join you for a dish.
Think about it!

The treasure is in pleasure island!

What is it about that cat?
Dogs can shake fleas but can't seem to shake these C-A-Tease.
And somewhere out there a dog is chasing a cat
like a disk jockey perfecting a scratch
looking to release joy out this needful thing to move on and further
procreate future offspring.

Whew! That Cat is bad!

Dogs are singing about cat on the radio.
Gimme that, Gimme This!
All I need is a lil' bit,
Shit! If all you are going to give me is a little bit
than evidently I don't need it at all.
Some dogs even got the gall to say
"I'm a have to strong arm that cat."
Reality check if you take that cat,
you're going to be locked up with all of the other dogs in the kettle.
Then those dogs are going to be biting it, licking it and chewing it.
After those dogs get finished you won't want the cat.

Frankly I'm afraid of cats whose milkshake bring all the dogs to the yard. Because if that saying rings true then you're putting a lot of dogs lives in jeopardy. Can you say raybees? Non-curable diseases and death.

Whoa! There it goes another cat just coughed up a furr ball!

What is it about that cat?
That is more addictive than any drug ever designed by mankind
It has destroyed empires, started mass forest fires
that a thousand dogs pissing on a fire hydrant can't put out
Got more clout than Russell Simmons and more hustle than Don King
and a single word has never cum out of its mouth
With the spread of its legs it can either make peace or divide a house
Enough of this small talk it's getting late let me go see what this cat is talking about.

And that my friend is how a dog gets in trouble! RUFF!

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