Aug 05, 2006 23:09
so i guess in the last five months there have been over 200 pirate attacks. i think like 60% of them had casualties. pretty fucking sweet since i sail on a giant army vessel that looks like a cargo boat at night. these pirates also attack other vessels even when navy guard ships are trying to protect the boats. how sweet is that? they kill people for the hell of it too, like real pirates. arrrgggghhhh. they mostly go on and just steal your valuables i guess. but there are incidents where they over take a vessel and keep the hostage for months. there are still vessels out there that have been attacked and they're still negotiating for they're people back. there are also cases where they can't even locate the boats. and everybody on the boats are assumed dead.
oh yeah i might be going to guatemala during the super bowl for a few weeks. sailing. near the panama canal. i heard there are lots of pirates there. i'm excited! all i want is a shotgun and a 9mm and i'll be happy.