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Sep 15, 2011 15:10

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An eggHousemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will ( Read more... )

doesn't really get it, panic but no disco, !ribbons, what the hell guys, !prissy kid, beat does some dumb shit, !shiki, screaming at the top of my lungs, !goggles, kinda freaking out here, !g, !red, !pinky

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[Written] shadedsunlight September 15 2011, 06:19:30 UTC
[................what.]

It's an egg.

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Voice skater_brain September 15 2011, 06:21:39 UTC
I AIN'T OLD 'NUFF FOR THIS CRAP!

G! You gotta help me!!

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Written shadedsunlight September 15 2011, 06:23:37 UTC
Calm down, Beat. What's going on?

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Voice skater_brain September 15 2011, 06:24:54 UTC
I CAN'T CALM DOWN. I JUST HAD AN EGG!! AN EGG, G! I CAN'T EVEN-- WHAT EVEN--

[He turns the book around again and shoves the camera toward the egg.]

LOOK AT IT.

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Written shadedsunlight September 15 2011, 06:31:00 UTC
[...This is some kind of punishment isn't it. She finally has her one dinner she's been planning for over a month and then all the weirdness comes crashing right back down.]

Beat, I believe even in the realm of Luceti, it is impossible for you to have laid an egg overnight.

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Voice skater_brain September 15 2011, 06:33:08 UTC
[He's still freaking out, but because it's Ginia, he knows he has to read. Sadly some of those words he cannot understand.]

But it's right there! I ain't ready to be a parent!! Goddammit, I ain't even allowed ta' use the stove here!!

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Written shadedsunlight September 15 2011, 06:38:03 UTC
Beat. Calm down.

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Voice skater_brain September 15 2011, 06:44:25 UTC
....................... [Huffing because calming down is not easy. And the egg is still staring at him.]

Rhyyyymeeee....why ain't you here ta' help.....

[Breathing. Breathing. Hyperventilating. Hyperventilating.]

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Written shadedsunlight September 15 2011, 06:48:10 UTC
Better.

Egg. Looks like a chicken egg.

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Voice skater_brain September 15 2011, 06:49:57 UTC
...Yeah, I know it a chicken egg.

...Ribbons had one, too. S'how she got that chicken-baby a' hers.

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Written shadedsunlight September 15 2011, 06:50:28 UTC
Ribbons?

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Voice skater_brain September 15 2011, 07:02:49 UTC
Yeah...Shiki's friend. Uh, the other chick I live wit'.

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Written shadedsunlight September 15 2011, 07:09:22 UTC
And she has a chicken?

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Voice skater_brain September 15 2011, 07:10:52 UTC
Yeah, her chicken-baby, Sekai. He lives next door.

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Written shadedsunlight September 15 2011, 07:11:50 UTC
Maybe the chicken got in your room and laid an egg on your bed?

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Voice skater_brain September 15 2011, 07:12:46 UTC
....But Sekai's a boy.

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