[Tired of all the new feathers yet? Sorry, but here's another one - and he's loud. Very loud. So loud in fact that standing in the middle of the plaza, just about anyone in the vicinity can probably hear him. Why is he loud? Because he woke up in the fountain, soaked, with yellow wings and white cotton pants. He doesn't really realize that
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Why are you shouting?
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A person who can see him.
...Outside of a store.
Beat squints his eyes at this stranger.
...He has wings.]
YO, REAPER! THE HELL YOU DO WITH PHONES!
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You just arrived, didn't you.
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...Worse. WHERE IS HIS HAT?!]
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY HAT?!
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I didn't touch your hat. The Malnosso did.
Trust me. You just arrived.
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Clothes usually end up in there. You... might want to change anyway, even if your hat isn't there yet.
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[AUUUUUUGH. LIFE IS HAAAARD. He turns and punches the fountain.]
UGH! NOTHIN' WORKS!
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[...what is wrong with this guy. Gilbert will just watch and be glad that he doesn't ever act irrational or shout. No. Never.]
And hitting things won't help.
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[In fact, he does! He turns and grins.]
So why's there no money here? Even the UG's got cash.
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It's just part of how Luceti is, I suppose. That and the wings.
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[And so he checks.]
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[WHAT ARE THOSE. THERE'S A BIRD ON HIS BACK. A BIRD. HOLY SHIT. WHERE DID THAT BIRD COME FROM?!?!?!
He tries to throw the bird off.]
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