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[skater_brain]

Aight, I ain't never 'llowed to have food that those stupid chickens make ever again, yo.

Where the hell am I?

HEY. ANYONE KNOW WHERE I AM?!

[He turns the laptop around so it pans about the area, which looks like he's near the volcano.]

...oh hey. What's that?

[He sets the laptop down and the camera picks him up as he trots into view,

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[shibuya_noise]

First, and still, they're owls.

That would be the volcano.

...god damnit Beat. THAT'S THE WRONG WAY!

[skater_brain]

I AIN'T DEAF.

And they're chickens 'til they show their faces, yo. I ain't 'bout to call them owls. Ain't worthy of bein' called that. Owls're smart and stuff.

...dude, we got a volcano? Don't those things erupt and kill people?

[shibuya_noise]

Deaf... stupid... whatever.

Ehhh, I guess you have a point. Just that you call them chickens still... At least you KNOW they're owls. But, about that volcano. I think the last time I heard about it erupting, it spat out ketchup...

[skater_brain]

I heard that, yo. Man, I miss when you weren't such a jackass, Phones. No wonder I always wanted to bust you one when we first met.

...ketchup? This thing explodes hot dog toppin's?

[shibuya_noise]

You know, I never asked to be here, much less in the game. I figure you'd at least sympathize after being ripped away from home... twice.

But yeah, I heard it spouts out all sorts of other condiments...

[skater_brain]

Man, I feel ya, aight? Just not when you keep takin' stabs at me. I know I ain't all that bright, but you don't gotta keep remindin' me...

[shibuya_noise]

I figure if I just point out when you make a mistake, you'll make less of them...

Good intention, bad execution...

[skater_brain]

I got enough a' that crap from my parents. I learn by doin' not by bein' told.

[shibuya_noise]

Yeah...

Sorry Beat...

[skater_brain]

...naw, don' sweat it, yo.

[skater_brain]

'Sides! I got my pin back! I can finally help you out again, yo.

[shibuya_noise]

Wait... you had a pin? What pin?

[skater_brain]

'Course I had a pin. How you think I do aerials like that, huh? I ain't some pixie.

[shibuya_noise]

Hell, I don't know. I never asked Shiki how she made her little pig walk...

[skater_brain]

That thing was a pig? Hell, man, I coulda sworn it was some kinda cat...

Now I gotta apol'gize to Shiki.

[shibuya_noise]

She said it was a cat but it looked like a pig to me...