Avast, ye scurvy bilge rats.....
in honour of Tara and Ian's upcoming pirate themed birthday party, i thought the following information might be useful:
Your Pirate Name:
http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php
Your Ship's Name:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=pirateshipnamer
International Talk Like A Pirate Day:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
the ship on the right be mine, The Damned Dubloon. the one on the left be The Vicious Strumpet, captained by Cap'n Amora Skullcrack. the lubbers in the middle be bounty we took from our various "enterprises."
this be me island, Sanctuary, a haven for all rogues and scallywags. it's where i store all me loot, securely, of course
this be but a very small samplin' of the loot i store on me island
this be me monkey, Skatch, in his favourite tree on Sanctuary
this be me parrot, Sharkbait
this be me right hand. lubbers, ye be warned: many's the man that came out on the wrong end of a handshake!
now, enough about me. it be high time for some pillagin', plunderin', drinkin', and wenchin'! arrr, who be with me?