why, oh why did it have to be my eye?
so me and nanna decide to go out and see a movie today. cool, right. we go to the one in redlands, the krikorian theatre, to go see The Lady Killers. we got tix. for the 1:30pm show..and we had like an hour to spare, so we go to the Sizzler to get some chow. RIGHT when we go to sit down at our table, something falls in my left eye.. feels like an eye lash or something..but im blinking and blinking to get it out, and its just rolling around like a piece of sand. so i go into the bathroom to wash out my eye... nothing. still there. i try some Visene, you know..to try to get it out. but all it did was take away the red. atleast it did what it sed it would do. nothing was working. so we go back to the movies to return our tix. and take my ass home to see if we couldnt get this bitch out of my eye. i did this eye wash thing..and whatever was in my eye was still in there. god damn that thing. so my mom sez shes going to take me to urgent care and see what they could do. we get there..and wait. and wait. and wait.. finally, the "nurse practitioner" comes in and tells me to lay down while she puts some shit in my eye to numb it. it burned SO BADLY. like when ur chopping onions and the fumes make your eye want to automatically close. well it was like that. so she numbs my eye, then flips up my eye lid and runs a q-tip swab thing over my eye. talk about some freaky pain. that didnt feel good at all. SO THEN, she goes "well i cant see anything in there, maybe you have a scratch." and then tells me shes going to put some dye in my fuckin eye. it looked like pee. i hate "eye" shit in general. cant wear contacts, wont watch lasic eye surgery on tv, i try not even to touch my eye..so i was being very brave today. anyway, back to my story. so she puts the pee in my eye, and tells my mom to turn off the lights and shines a fuckin flashlight on my eye. "look around, hunny. i need to see if you have a scratch." so im lookin around the dark room and she just sez "hmmm." APPERANTLY she cant find anything in my eye and there is no scratch. WHAT THE FUCK THEN? "im going to slime your eye now" i hear from this bitch nurse. she puts this sauve on my eye and it looked like somebody rubbed Vasaline on my eyeball. it looked so sick you guys. my mom sed it looked like a snail crawled over my left eye. so here i am, typing this enrty with one eye opened. im a trooper. ive been stumbling around my house and dropping things because im losing my sence of where things are. ive lost my radar. or something like that. im just a baby. but yea. so that was my adventure for today. i am going to sue Sizzler if i find out what the hell went into my eye. i have sed the word EYE way too many times in this enrty. sorry.