I've Done 70 of the 120 Stupidest Things!
Level 1
(x) said LOL out loud (and BRB, and TTYL, and OMG... list goes on...)
(x) forgotten your own age (but only close to birthdays)
(x)tried to lick your elbow (fail)
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
(x ) said the wrong name in bed (very embarrassing ^^)
(x) had unprotected sex
(x) hurt yourself sexing (foot cramp!)
( ) sexed yourself hurting
SO FAR: 6
Level 3
(x) Licked your toe (I think biting counts)
( ) Licked a frozen pole (I watched Todd do it once in like 5th grade)
( ) Licked a dog bone
(x) Licked a dog (I've licked my cat so I'm going to count this one)
SO FAR: 8
Level 4
(x) drank old milk (accidentally T_T)
( ) drank milk right from a cow (?!)
( ) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows (not seriously ;P)
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over (mean T_T)
SO FAR: 9
Level 5
(x) Eaten bugs
( ) Eaten garbage
(x) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
( ) Eaten a booger
SO FAR: 11
Level 6
(x) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
( ) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
( ) Driven in a 7 seater van by youself (no, but I have driven a two ton mail truck :D)
(x) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3
( ) Driven yourself home to the wrong house
SO FAR: 12
Level 7
( ) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
( ) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
( ) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
( ) Put salt in your coffee
( ) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from
SO FAR: 12
Level 8
( ) Jumped over a car
( ) Jumped out of a moving car
( ) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
(x) Jumped off a bridge (into water)
( ) Jumped off your house
SO far: 13
Level 10
( ) Forgot where you live
( ) Forgot your own birthday
(x) Forgot to zip up in the morning
SO FAR: 14
Level 11
(x) Walked into a Pole
(x) Walked into a Wall (ah, more than once)
(x) Walked into someone
(x) Walked into a parked car (I've also ridden my bike into a parked car XD)
SO FAR: 18
Level 12
( ) Won A Burping contest
( ) Burped the alphabet
(x) Burped just to break the silence
( ) Burped too hard and threw up
SO FAR: 19
Level 13
(x) Eaten a whole bag of chips
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (Steve....)
( ) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice (gross)
SO FAR : 20
Level 14
(x) Caught picking your nose
( ) Caught going to the bathroom outside
(x) Caught with your pants down (been walked in on in the bathroom a couple times)
(x) Caught having sex (STAR on teh DOOR are you BLIND?!)
( ) Caught sexing yourself
SO FAR: 23
Level 15
(x) Shoved something up your nose
(x) Picked your nose and studied what came out (I'm always afraid this will be the cause of a terrible car accident T_T)
(x) Picked your nose till it bled (I hate dry skin)
( ) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
( ) Blew your nose so damm hard your whole body hurt
SO FAR: 26
Level 16
(x) Told a lie
(x) Been caught in a lie
(x) Lied to cover a lie
(x) Lied to cover your ass
( ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop
SO FAR: 30
Level 17
(x) Laughed at someone in pain
(x) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
(x) Laughed at a funeral
( ) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself
SO FAR: 33
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Believed in Santa past the age of 8
(x) Believed your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
(x) Believed you were never too old for trick or treating (pushed it all the way into college)
SO FAR: 37
Level 19
(x) Threw a party for yourself
(x) Threw a ball at yourself (I'm positive I've managed to do something like this)
( ) Threw up on yourself
(x) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch (probably pretty close)
( ) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face
SO FAR: 40
Level 20
(x) Pretended to know what you are doing
(x) Pretended you were hot shit
(x) Pretended you werent listening
( ) Pretended you were Spiderman
SO FAR: 43
Level 22
(x) Fell on the sidewalk
(x) Fell down the stairs
(x) Fell UP the stairs
(x) went Sledding down the stairs
SO FAR: 47
Level 23
(x) Tried to do a real cool backflip
( ) and busted your ass
(x) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
( ) and didnt lift your feet, retard
SO FAR: 49
Level 24
(x) Ate food that you just kinda found
( ) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
( ) Ate something nasty to get a laugh
( ) Cried when no one laughed
SO FAR: 50
Level 25
(x) Cried when you hurt yourself
(x) Cried when you didnt get your way
( ) Cried over spilled milk
( ) Cried after sex
SO FAR: 52
Level 26
(x) Gone swimming naked
(x) Gone swimming in a strangers pool
(x) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
(x) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
(x) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ
SO FAR: 57
Level 27
(x) rode a Pony (WHY is this stupid? >,<)
( ) rode a Donkey
(x) rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome racecar (Ha, yeah but it was on the showroom floor and it was off)
( ) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
(x) rode the dog
SO FAR: 60 (Okay that's half ^^)
Level 28
(x) Locked yourself out of your house
(x) Locked yourself out of your car *don't have a car*
( ) Locked yourslef IN the car (how?)
( ) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
(x) Tangled yourself up in a rope
( ) Tangled yourself up in a hose
( ) Locked yourslef in the trunk WITH the keys
SO FAR: 63
Level 29
( ) over-cooked a fancy meal
( ) over-cooked the EasyMAC
( ) over-cooked a pop-tart
( ) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
(x) over-cooked yourself at the beach
SO FAR: 64
Level 31
( ) Bitten plastic fruit
(x) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(x) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
(x) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(x) Overcompensated an extra step in the stairs that wasnt there
SO FAR: 68
Level 32
(x) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(x) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-verca
( ) Shaved your eyebeows
( ) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles!
Total: 70
So that means I am more than 50% stupid right?
I think we knew that ;P
(x) said LOL out loud (and BRB, and TTYL, and OMG... list goes on...)
(x) forgotten your own age (but only close to birthdays)
(x)tried to lick your elbow (fail)
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
(x ) said the wrong name in bed (very embarrassing ^^)
(x) had unprotected sex
(x) hurt yourself sexing (foot cramp!)
( ) sexed yourself hurting
SO FAR: 6
Level 3
(x) Licked your toe (I think biting counts)
( ) Licked a frozen pole (I watched Todd do it once in like 5th grade)
( ) Licked a dog bone
(x) Licked a dog (I've licked my cat so I'm going to count this one)
SO FAR: 8
Level 4
(x) drank old milk (accidentally T_T)
( ) drank milk right from a cow (?!)
( ) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows (not seriously ;P)
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over (mean T_T)
SO FAR: 9
Level 5
(x) Eaten bugs
( ) Eaten garbage
(x) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
( ) Eaten a booger
SO FAR: 11
Level 6
(x) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
( ) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
( ) Driven in a 7 seater van by youself (no, but I have driven a two ton mail truck :D)
(x) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3
( ) Driven yourself home to the wrong house
SO FAR: 12
Level 7
( ) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
( ) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
( ) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
( ) Put salt in your coffee
( ) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from
SO FAR: 12
Level 8
( ) Jumped over a car
( ) Jumped out of a moving car
( ) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
(x) Jumped off a bridge (into water)
( ) Jumped off your house
SO far: 13
Level 10
( ) Forgot where you live
( ) Forgot your own birthday
(x) Forgot to zip up in the morning
SO FAR: 14
Level 11
(x) Walked into a Pole
(x) Walked into a Wall (ah, more than once)
(x) Walked into someone
(x) Walked into a parked car (I've also ridden my bike into a parked car XD)
SO FAR: 18
Level 12
( ) Won A Burping contest
( ) Burped the alphabet
(x) Burped just to break the silence
( ) Burped too hard and threw up
SO FAR: 19
Level 13
(x) Eaten a whole bag of chips
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (Steve....)
( ) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice (gross)
SO FAR : 20
Level 14
(x) Caught picking your nose
( ) Caught going to the bathroom outside
(x) Caught with your pants down (been walked in on in the bathroom a couple times)
(x) Caught having sex (STAR on teh DOOR are you BLIND?!)
( ) Caught sexing yourself
SO FAR: 23
Level 15
(x) Shoved something up your nose
(x) Picked your nose and studied what came out (I'm always afraid this will be the cause of a terrible car accident T_T)
(x) Picked your nose till it bled (I hate dry skin)
( ) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
( ) Blew your nose so damm hard your whole body hurt
SO FAR: 26
Level 16
(x) Told a lie
(x) Been caught in a lie
(x) Lied to cover a lie
(x) Lied to cover your ass
( ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop
SO FAR: 30
Level 17
(x) Laughed at someone in pain
(x) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
(x) Laughed at a funeral
( ) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself
SO FAR: 33
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Believed in Santa past the age of 8
(x) Believed your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
(x) Believed you were never too old for trick or treating (pushed it all the way into college)
SO FAR: 37
Level 19
(x) Threw a party for yourself
(x) Threw a ball at yourself (I'm positive I've managed to do something like this)
( ) Threw up on yourself
(x) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch (probably pretty close)
( ) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face
SO FAR: 40
Level 20
(x) Pretended to know what you are doing
(x) Pretended you were hot shit
(x) Pretended you werent listening
( ) Pretended you were Spiderman
SO FAR: 43
Level 22
(x) Fell on the sidewalk
(x) Fell down the stairs
(x) Fell UP the stairs
(x) went Sledding down the stairs
SO FAR: 47
Level 23
(x) Tried to do a real cool backflip
( ) and busted your ass
(x) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
( ) and didnt lift your feet, retard
SO FAR: 49
Level 24
(x) Ate food that you just kinda found
( ) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
( ) Ate something nasty to get a laugh
( ) Cried when no one laughed
SO FAR: 50
Level 25
(x) Cried when you hurt yourself
(x) Cried when you didnt get your way
( ) Cried over spilled milk
( ) Cried after sex
SO FAR: 52
Level 26
(x) Gone swimming naked
(x) Gone swimming in a strangers pool
(x) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
(x) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
(x) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ
SO FAR: 57
Level 27
(x) rode a Pony (WHY is this stupid? >,<)
( ) rode a Donkey
(x) rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome racecar (Ha, yeah but it was on the showroom floor and it was off)
( ) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
(x) rode the dog
SO FAR: 60 (Okay that's half ^^)
Level 28
(x) Locked yourself out of your house
(x) Locked yourself out of your car *don't have a car*
( ) Locked yourslef IN the car (how?)
( ) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
(x) Tangled yourself up in a rope
( ) Tangled yourself up in a hose
( ) Locked yourslef in the trunk WITH the keys
SO FAR: 63
Level 29
( ) over-cooked a fancy meal
( ) over-cooked the EasyMAC
( ) over-cooked a pop-tart
( ) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
(x) over-cooked yourself at the beach
SO FAR: 64
Level 31
( ) Bitten plastic fruit
(x) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(x) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
(x) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(x) Overcompensated an extra step in the stairs that wasnt there
SO FAR: 68
Level 32
(x) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(x) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-verca
( ) Shaved your eyebeows
( ) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles!
Total: 70
So that means I am more than 50% stupid right?
I think we knew that ;P