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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I set saint_sarah's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I pulled over and changed nerdycore's flat tire (15 points). In June I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, majaji (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5827 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
skankingpanda