Oct 19, 2008 01:18
i just realized that john mayer has been kind of a huge part of my life tonight. what a ridiculous thing to say, i know. you might think it involves what a lady killer he is or how i wish i had a boyfriend who would sing "your body is a wonderland" to me in the late night hours or how impossibly sweet his voice is or how boy can actually play guitar, but no. the reasoning involves john mayer functioning as the soundtrack to perfect sleeping babies in the back of a silver SUV for 2.5 years of my life and the aftermath of me failing a test which proved i could give injections. always john mayer really seals the deal on kids sleeping as you turn the corner to go home, and i like slow jamming like a 40 year old woman. (to be real though, nickelback could probably be attached to those memories and it would still make me happy). and other times to make your life feel a little more like things will be alright you have to listen to a john mayer song you heard on "the parker's" for 4+ days each time you drive and cry a small river after you fucked up. i think your body just knows what you need. you need iron, you suddenly want to eat spinach. you need to feel fuzzy inside, and before you know it, you want to listen to john mayer.
it's a little embarassing, but all true.
but seriously, boy can actually play guitar. and i mostly like his bluesy stuff. fuck it, it's obvious i love john mayer here, who am i kidding.