M-O-U-S-E
So, at 11pm last night, this douche rocket I know (Eric), decided to play a "practical joke" of sorts on me. HE PUT A LIVE MOUSE IN MY CAR!! As in, he let it loose and free to run around and poop and eat through the material of my seats kind of in my car! I laughed at first, then it kind of set in. It would have been one thing if he was like around the block ready to be there and get it out...BUT NOOOO!! He dropped off the damn mouse in my car then drove out to another city! Mind you, I FUCKING HATE MICE!! More than anything else in the world!!
So my crazy, animal loving, next door neighbor Sarah came over and helped my brother and Alisha get "Murphy", as Eric named it, out and Sarah took him home...
I was crying. That's how bad mice freak me out! He's soooo done. What the hell possesses a person to go to a pet store and buy a mouse specifically to put it in someone's car?! What the fuck is this fucker's major malfunction?!?!?!
...Fucking Idiot.
So my crazy, animal loving, next door neighbor Sarah came over and helped my brother and Alisha get "Murphy", as Eric named it, out and Sarah took him home...
I was crying. That's how bad mice freak me out! He's soooo done. What the hell possesses a person to go to a pet store and buy a mouse specifically to put it in someone's car?! What the fuck is this fucker's major malfunction?!?!?!
...Fucking Idiot.