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[skankinburro]

i like a lot of bugs.
i chase spiders.
i play with beetles.
i save bees when they get stuck in my pool.

but i hate ants.
anyone know how to kill them?
because i feel like lighting my lawn on fire.

EFY next week.

Comments

[hitchhiker4242]

Easy. Go through the lawn and stab a few ants on a pin. Now stick the pin across the lawn from the ant hole. This pin now marks the "Forbidden Zone". Repeat this every day, each time putting a new pin closer to the hole. Eventually, the forbidden zone will be so close that the ants will freak out and melt. If that doesn't work, move.

hey!

[tragichero66]

You should come to see our show at the Boardwalk on the 7th, Invite your friends, its only 5 bucks to get in. Oh! and my cousin's band is going to be playing to.

later.

P.s. 8-7-05
Doors open at 6pm, and we are headlining.

hey you!

[tragichero66]

My bands playing at the Boardwalk Cafe on August 7th. You should come see the show and bring some of your friends. It's only 5 bucks to get in and we are headlining. We are Johnny Done Right. Its gonna be cool!

Re: hey you!

[skankinburro]

Hey Syl,

you know I can't go!
the 7th is a Sunday.
You gotta remember these things.
If it was like on a Saturday, I'd totally go.
You should put it off till a Saturday.

Boardwalk smells funny.