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so i cut this really juicy onion. which was fascinating. it was so fresh. probably the freshest onion i've ever encountered. minus the part that onion juice is really disgusting and doesn't wash off easily.
so then i smoke weed, and somehow get my finger all ashy.
i think i lit a match to smoke this bowl.
and now my hand smells like one of those fake logs people buy at the grocery store for their fireplaces. it's fucked up.
i think it's really annoying that people are mean to perverts. perverts are honest in their prevy moments. more honest than most people could even comprehend.
this city is so fucking cool. it's like, i am supposed to be stoned.
so then i smoke weed, and somehow get my finger all ashy.
i think i lit a match to smoke this bowl.
and now my hand smells like one of those fake logs people buy at the grocery store for their fireplaces. it's fucked up.
i think it's really annoying that people are mean to perverts. perverts are honest in their prevy moments. more honest than most people could even comprehend.
this city is so fucking cool. it's like, i am supposed to be stoned.