For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:
Twelve punk rockers drumming
Eleven candycanes a-sticking
Ten ice skaters a-leaping
Nine ladies yodeling
Eight goats a-milking
Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating
Six Santas a-hohohoing
Five golden necklaces
Four calling booty calls
Three French tourists
Two Jesus action figures
And a crazy homeless person in an apple tree
What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas? You're a Total Grinch
Ouch! You make the Grinch seem like Santa Claus. Holidays definitely aren't your thing.
Just relax, and create your own tradition. Even if it's drinking spiked hot chocolate and heckling carolers.
Are You a Grinch? Sounds like my kind of christmas
You Are Eggnog
Rich, sweet, and probably a little drunk. Everyone who knows you tends to get a little fatter.
What Holiday Food Are You?