Really now.
Dear Mum,
If you can subsist on daily rations of coffee and maybe some yogurt for breakfast, a light snack for lunch, and a full dinner, with maybe a piece of fruit or two in the evening, that's fine and all, but that doesn't mean you have to ask, "So you're eating three full meals, huh?" in tones implying I'm a gluttonous pig.
Are you freaking kidding me,
your daughter
If you can subsist on daily rations of coffee and maybe some yogurt for breakfast, a light snack for lunch, and a full dinner, with maybe a piece of fruit or two in the evening, that's fine and all, but that doesn't mean you have to ask, "So you're eating three full meals, huh?" in tones implying I'm a gluttonous pig.
Are you freaking kidding me,
your daughter