Presenting...
The WORLD PREMIERE of rabican's TWO THOUSAND AND FIRST (2,001st) LIVEJOURNAL ENTRY!
WATCH as tb returns from her first ren faire since she was a little girl with two snoods, a couple of pretty buttons she will use in jewelry, a jar of jam, and a FREE dagger (US marines, actually) won at the pirate auction!
MOCK as she gleefully announces that she won a copy of BLUE BEETLE #1 by Steve Ditko, printed all the way back in 1967, for less than seven dollars - and acts as though this is something to be impressed by!
COMMISERATE as tb reveals that after leaving the ren faire, she and her friend-driver were stranded on the same rainy, murky, foggy twenty-mile stretch of turnpike for FOUR HOURS after they ran out of gas and then got confusing, Kafka-esque directions from highway professionals that sent them back and forth the same part of the road!
DOWNLOAD the copy of Marvel Knights Spider-man #19 that she offers you, because it's the second part of the crossover she's uploading all parts to, and ASK her if you missed downloading the first issue which was Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man #1! Or maybe just click the link here! (And poke her when she's more awake so she does her promised reviews.)
LEND HER AID by recommending, or perhaps even sending, her NON-ENGLISH DANCE MUSIC which is neither "Tunak Tunak Tun" nor "Du Hast" so that she can DJ the Linguistic Department's fall party in subject-appropriate style next Wednesday!
APPLAUD as tb collapses to go off to bed!
WATCH as tb returns from her first ren faire since she was a little girl with two snoods, a couple of pretty buttons she will use in jewelry, a jar of jam, and a FREE dagger (US marines, actually) won at the pirate auction!
MOCK as she gleefully announces that she won a copy of BLUE BEETLE #1 by Steve Ditko, printed all the way back in 1967, for less than seven dollars - and acts as though this is something to be impressed by!
COMMISERATE as tb reveals that after leaving the ren faire, she and her friend-driver were stranded on the same rainy, murky, foggy twenty-mile stretch of turnpike for FOUR HOURS after they ran out of gas and then got confusing, Kafka-esque directions from highway professionals that sent them back and forth the same part of the road!
DOWNLOAD the copy of Marvel Knights Spider-man #19 that she offers you, because it's the second part of the crossover she's uploading all parts to, and ASK her if you missed downloading the first issue which was Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man #1! Or maybe just click the link here! (And poke her when she's more awake so she does her promised reviews.)
LEND HER AID by recommending, or perhaps even sending, her NON-ENGLISH DANCE MUSIC which is neither "Tunak Tunak Tun" nor "Du Hast" so that she can DJ the Linguistic Department's fall party in subject-appropriate style next Wednesday!
APPLAUD as tb collapses to go off to bed!