Oct 18, 2006 13:28
Today I came across a website that sells nostalgic candy baskets. I thought it'd be a cute Christmas present for my sister to get her the candy we ate growing up (I mean I'd love it) so I put together a basket of marshmallow ice cream (wafer) cones, satellite wafers, this hard to find laffy taffy flavor, fizz candies, this lipstix red taffy candy etc etc.
Following links from that site on I found this weird ass site about mushrooms. There is an entire subculture of people devoting to "hunting" this Morel mushroom, for its intense 'gourmet' flavor. PEOPLE DEVOTE THEIR LIVES TO THIS CASH CROP. From there I followed a bunch of dumb links about mushroom pickers and sitings and all kinds of garbage. Basically learning nothing.
Then I went out for a smoke and stepped on what appeared to be a potato pancake.
HI OH!