BEST DREAM EVERRRRRR
So Last night I dreamt that Aly and I submitted short films to the Sundance Festival. We like made it big and all, get rich and whatever but the BEST part was the movies.
But anyway, the movie shorts were as follows;
1. "Dammmmmmn I was sooo fucked up last night"
Basically it's a clip of our every Saturday. It's me coming down the stairs in my crazy giraffe pajama pants, (pan of the room): Bosco's yellin on the couch about some crazy shit and hitting baseballs at Drexel Mike, Aly's on the computer rolling her eyes into the back of her head, there's some black dude sleeping in the corner and like 40 bottles and a prom dress strewn all over the living room. also, POPCORN EVERYWHERE. Cuts back to me, standing on the bottom step looking around and I'm like, "Dammmmmmn I was sooo fucked up last night".
roll credits.
2. "Dunkin Donuts Fucking Rules"
The insinuation is that it's later in the day when our retarded-kevsomm wakeup call energy is all drained and we're just sitting around like "Yo we need to clean this place up". Jay comes back from running errands with two cups of coffee for us. We chug it and the video fast forwards us running around cleaning up the house (with that crazy violin sound they play in cartoons during chases and such). Then as it slows we plop down on the couch all tuckered out, Aly exclaims "Dunkin Donuts Fucking Rules".
cut to credits rolling.
3. "Who was that guy"
The last one is like three days later, or supposed to be and I get home from work. Sit on the step like I always do. Aly's on the computer and Jay's smoking a blunt on the couch, giggling at something Eric on That'70's show said. I'm like "I'ma go get a forty, you's want one?" They both nod and as I'm putting on my coat, random black dude jumps up from his sleeping position in the corner and runs out the house. I go, grab the beer, come back, put my coat in the closet and as I turn around to hand Jay his, he exclaims, "Who was that guy?" And we all laugh, but like sitcom laugh like at the end of a cheers episode with the laugh track and all and the frame freezes of us all taking a sip of our beer.
roll cheesy theme music. credits over our beer drinking faces.
how good is that?? I mean come on.
But anyway, the movie shorts were as follows;
1. "Dammmmmmn I was sooo fucked up last night"
Basically it's a clip of our every Saturday. It's me coming down the stairs in my crazy giraffe pajama pants, (pan of the room): Bosco's yellin on the couch about some crazy shit and hitting baseballs at Drexel Mike, Aly's on the computer rolling her eyes into the back of her head, there's some black dude sleeping in the corner and like 40 bottles and a prom dress strewn all over the living room. also, POPCORN EVERYWHERE. Cuts back to me, standing on the bottom step looking around and I'm like, "Dammmmmmn I was sooo fucked up last night".
roll credits.
2. "Dunkin Donuts Fucking Rules"
The insinuation is that it's later in the day when our retarded-kevsomm wakeup call energy is all drained and we're just sitting around like "Yo we need to clean this place up". Jay comes back from running errands with two cups of coffee for us. We chug it and the video fast forwards us running around cleaning up the house (with that crazy violin sound they play in cartoons during chases and such). Then as it slows we plop down on the couch all tuckered out, Aly exclaims "Dunkin Donuts Fucking Rules".
cut to credits rolling.
3. "Who was that guy"
The last one is like three days later, or supposed to be and I get home from work. Sit on the step like I always do. Aly's on the computer and Jay's smoking a blunt on the couch, giggling at something Eric on That'70's show said. I'm like "I'ma go get a forty, you's want one?" They both nod and as I'm putting on my coat, random black dude jumps up from his sleeping position in the corner and runs out the house. I go, grab the beer, come back, put my coat in the closet and as I turn around to hand Jay his, he exclaims, "Who was that guy?" And we all laugh, but like sitcom laugh like at the end of a cheers episode with the laugh track and all and the frame freezes of us all taking a sip of our beer.
roll cheesy theme music. credits over our beer drinking faces.
how good is that?? I mean come on.