...and the answers always waiting at the liquor store...
man some days I'm completely functional and get a bunch of crap done and some days I'm just not. Today was an 'on' day. woohoo.
the weekend was a pleasant one. friday we hung out at the house and played drinking games with jenn simms and drexel mike. jay hale hung out after going to tiki bob's and later mike 95 and randy and kev donohue stopped by and probably some other people i just can't remember. i snuck off and went to bed cause i was drunk and that's how i do.
saturday we went to Mike's house to pre-game before going to the crazy fish for Lauren's birthday. We were trying to get a new song stuck in Bosco's head cause he was sick of 'Gold digger' but nothing worked except the 'Chester the Molester' song. So i told him to whisper it cause it would be creepier that way. We walked to the bar, screaming of course, Mike wore a fancy hat and we shared rum and coke out a pepsi bottle all along the way. Got to the bar and there were a buncha people there. Had a ton of drinks, made jokes, took a bunch of pictures, told some guy in a Domino's uniform, who we decided was there with his pumpkin head mother, that I've been married for three years and that I was from Alaska where I trained wild dogs as a teenager. He ate it up. I also kept screaming about some old lady that worked there having herpes cause her lips were all scabby. Mad drama upon leaving, namely Lauren's friends leaving her and Aly telling Jenn Simms that her house smelled. We all went back to Mike's and drank more.
We went to Taco Bell on Sunday morning and order like $20 worth of food only to get to the pay window and find out they didn't take credit cards so we drove off and went to Burger King. Got home, had an hour long conversation with my niece that I totally couldn't remember at all later on in the day so she retold her weekend wrap-up. Took mad naps, ate more fast food and ended the night with Sam Malone. I mean watching Cheers.
two and a half day work week. then off to my sister's where she will wine and dine me. I'm going out 30 year old style on Wednesday and I'ma love every minute of it. hanging out with her and her friends is nuts cause they still get pretty crazy.
laterrrrr internet.
the weekend was a pleasant one. friday we hung out at the house and played drinking games with jenn simms and drexel mike. jay hale hung out after going to tiki bob's and later mike 95 and randy and kev donohue stopped by and probably some other people i just can't remember. i snuck off and went to bed cause i was drunk and that's how i do.
saturday we went to Mike's house to pre-game before going to the crazy fish for Lauren's birthday. We were trying to get a new song stuck in Bosco's head cause he was sick of 'Gold digger' but nothing worked except the 'Chester the Molester' song. So i told him to whisper it cause it would be creepier that way. We walked to the bar, screaming of course, Mike wore a fancy hat and we shared rum and coke out a pepsi bottle all along the way. Got to the bar and there were a buncha people there. Had a ton of drinks, made jokes, took a bunch of pictures, told some guy in a Domino's uniform, who we decided was there with his pumpkin head mother, that I've been married for three years and that I was from Alaska where I trained wild dogs as a teenager. He ate it up. I also kept screaming about some old lady that worked there having herpes cause her lips were all scabby. Mad drama upon leaving, namely Lauren's friends leaving her and Aly telling Jenn Simms that her house smelled. We all went back to Mike's and drank more.
We went to Taco Bell on Sunday morning and order like $20 worth of food only to get to the pay window and find out they didn't take credit cards so we drove off and went to Burger King. Got home, had an hour long conversation with my niece that I totally couldn't remember at all later on in the day so she retold her weekend wrap-up. Took mad naps, ate more fast food and ended the night with Sam Malone. I mean watching Cheers.
two and a half day work week. then off to my sister's where she will wine and dine me. I'm going out 30 year old style on Wednesday and I'ma love every minute of it. hanging out with her and her friends is nuts cause they still get pretty crazy.
laterrrrr internet.