"You are everything I want because you are everything i'm not"

Apr 28, 2006 00:18

I went to my last college class today.
Fucking weird.

Randomness from last night:

"My feet look cute in these sandals with these pants on" - me

"Hey buddy, talk to her" - Randy
"You have no idea who he is do you" - me
"nope" - "buddy"
"He didn't want me to be alone while he peed, you don't have to sit her" - me
"Oh, I didn't plan on it, but hey, to do that, he must like you" - "Buddy"

"Get out of my N%^!&@'s backpack!!!!" - Aarons friend
hahahahahahahaha - Lauren and I laughing, a lot
"It's ok, they are in my group" - Aaron
"Man, fuck yo group" - Friend
(today he class we learned they kid was also telling us he would hit us upside the head with beer bottles)

"I adore him" - me

"Tom Stamos is here!" - Dan

So, last night Randy lets Berkley into the room because Mark isn't home yet. I wake up to Mark calling for Berkley outside, whisteling, and having Brent help him look for the dog (mind you, brent knew the dog was in the room), but mark insited he let the dog out. So I get up, open the door and some how mumble "Berkley is right here" and go back to bed. I wake up this morning to here Brent telling the whole story. Mark was so drunk the he thought that he was talking to Berkley last night and let him outside, so brent was like ok, he must not be in Randy's room anymore. oh, and Mark also left the front door wide open last night.
It was pretty funny.

Damn you customer appreciation day at shooters, you got the best of us.

ps.
Alyssa, I'm touching your thigh.
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