Jul 24, 2004 17:59
im in such an awesomely creative mood right now
it sooooo rocks my world
i just told lores ex that theres a monster that lives in dark damp places, around shudders, like in the very back of the shudder isle, thatll try to eat him alive and very slowly tomorrow, now whatll be really weird, is if he suddenly has a freak accident tomorrow when hes shopping for shudders and the paramedics only find half of his nawed on body
im so cruel, but i love it so much ^-^
but im bored with this now
im going to go and play some mean incredibly horrd pranks on poor lore
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LORE: i dont like this plan so much... : / ...mommy...
-imagine, the whole next ordeal in a manga, you know the oens where the guy gets pussy wooped after thinkging hes sooo totally awesome, but im not a guy, and this should not be taken as jesy bieng likea guy in any way shape or form, other than makin yall see how this was imagined... JESY: i like dick too much to be a guy...-
doing some weird out taekwondo on the beach thingy tomorrow... yeah lore and i are gunna make assses of ourselves and try to beat up some bad guy ass hole waves... they dont stand a chance man, i bet theyll run in fear and wet their little wave like pants... and the theylll cry to the big mean wave god...-LORE: wasnt that poseidon jesy...- -JESY: sooooo... since when have i cared...-LORE: but ummm jesy... poseidon... the god of the ocean... dont you think hed end up kicking our asses though... you know with like a tsunami or something...- -JESY: oh come on lore, you know we could so kick poseidons ass... were the awesomeness of jesy and lore, we rule the world, the world just hast figured it out yet, but im sure when we have our press release and tell them that all there gold are now belong to me theyll all go for it!- -LORE: ummm jesy, you kinda said me there... didnt you forget me?- -JESY: lore, youre a subordinate... youre being allowed to live in my world... be happy!