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After taking a 'What color is your lightsaber?' quiz on Facebook, I realised...
It's rather depressing how the Jedi get this vast rainbow of colors and the Sith only get red, isn't it? I mean, graduation day must be pretty boring:
Sith Master: Alright, now, what is your personality style, so that I may determine your lightsaber blade color?
Sith Initiate 1: Right. Well, I'm a bit of a berzerker, really, always flying off the handle and going into a murderous rage, leaving nothing in my wake but random limbs strewn here and there, that sort of thing.
SM: Hmm... Good, good. You shall have... red. Because of your burning anger and violent tendencies.
SI 1: Yes, my master.
SM: And you? What specific brand of Evil do you do?
SI 2: Oh, well, I'm more of a manipulator, really. I get in real close with others, persuade them into doing my bidding by giving them the illusion of free will, and manipulate them into fighting my battles for me. In combat I favor quick, precise strikes to an opponent's weak points, so as to maximise his pain before delivering the final blow.
SM: Hmmmm... Alright, you shall have... red.
SI 2: What? Red? But you gave the other guy red! My brand of evil is worlds different than his! Can't I have another color? A jaundiced yellow? A dark and forboding violet? A malevolent chartreuse?
SM: Nope. Sorry. You're evil, so you get red. Next!
SI 2: But-
SM: NEXT!
SI 2:
It's rather depressing how the Jedi get this vast rainbow of colors and the Sith only get red, isn't it? I mean, graduation day must be pretty boring:
Sith Master: Alright, now, what is your personality style, so that I may determine your lightsaber blade color?
Sith Initiate 1: Right. Well, I'm a bit of a berzerker, really, always flying off the handle and going into a murderous rage, leaving nothing in my wake but random limbs strewn here and there, that sort of thing.
SM: Hmm... Good, good. You shall have... red. Because of your burning anger and violent tendencies.
SI 1: Yes, my master.
SM: And you? What specific brand of Evil do you do?
SI 2: Oh, well, I'm more of a manipulator, really. I get in real close with others, persuade them into doing my bidding by giving them the illusion of free will, and manipulate them into fighting my battles for me. In combat I favor quick, precise strikes to an opponent's weak points, so as to maximise his pain before delivering the final blow.
SM: Hmmmm... Alright, you shall have... red.
SI 2: What? Red? But you gave the other guy red! My brand of evil is worlds different than his! Can't I have another color? A jaundiced yellow? A dark and forboding violet? A malevolent chartreuse?
SM: Nope. Sorry. You're evil, so you get red. Next!
SI 2: But-
SM: NEXT!
SI 2: