just a survey...calm down
If you read this, copy it and fill it out. >:O (Please?)
SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD: to be a marine biologist
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: good idea
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? eww....
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHIDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? like extremo far
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? heck yeah!
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE? how many different types are there?
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE? "this is definitly, not porn"
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? high-school principal
SECTION TWO: WORK AND JESUS
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? Yes
2. WHEN DO YOU CALL ON GOD MORE, DURING SEX OR WHEN FRUSTRATED? when im frustrated
3. IF GOD ACTUALLY SHOWED UP WHILE YOU WERE SAYING "OH, GOD" IN BED, WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO? ummm....oh wow.
4. QUIET. NO ONE'S LOOKING. ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR FRIEND THE WANNABE HIPPY, WICCAN, SAVE THE DOLPHINS FROM THE WHALES, BAN BRAS, MOTHER EARTH, CALL ON THE GODDESS SORT OF PERSON. YOU HAVE THIS SINGLE CHANCE TO DO/SAY ANYTHING TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT WAS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? "hey emma, how're you doing?" okay, sorry, that was a JOKE......please don't kill me.
6. WHILE AT WORK, YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS COWORKER PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR LACK OF RELIGION, WHAT DO YOU DO? fix them a whopper
7. YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND AND THE END IS NIGH. PANIC, FIND JESUS, OR PARTY? Find a panicky, party-ing Jesus. <-- i like your answer
8. YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS UPON ARRIVING AT WORK? Sheesh. "fuck your work, fuck your work. they should've never gave you ******'s money!"
9. YOUR LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE LEAVING WORK? "thank GOD"
10. APPROXIMATE TIME YOU START COUNTING HOW LONG UNTIL LUNCH: the moment i arrive
11. COFFEE AT WORK. YES, NO, OR THE WORLD WILL END WITHOUT IT? not really
12. YOUR SALARY. UNDERPAID, ADEQUATELY PAID, OR PLEASE GOD LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY? i'm always hopong for the lottery, though i never actually play it..
13. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY AT YOUR JOB IF YOU WERE JESUS? they better give me a raise 'cause im jesus
14. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU SLEPT WITH THE BOSS? i better
15. IS MAKING MORE MONEY WORTH SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS? ...no
SECTION THREE: SPIRITUAL, SEXUAL HODGEPODGE OF LIFE
1. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? Yes.
2. IF SO, DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR? yes i do
3. IF YOU'RE A NAMER OF CARS, WHAT DID YOU NAME IT? bellefonte
4. HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUAL IN YOUR CAR? ewww, thats gross
5. ON YOUR CAR? oh, all the time
6. WITH YOUR CAR? three times a day
7. LUBE. YES, NO, OR WHOOHOOOO? i don't really know what to say to this
8. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HEAVEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE TO BE ANY ANIME CHARACTER. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? Neji ^_^...bitch
9. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HELL YOU SUCK GWB'S WANG. HOW LONG UNTIL YOU REPENT? immediatly
10. CONSIDER YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT HUMAN. WORTH DYING FOR? always
11. WORTH SITTING THROUGH A SEASON OF SURVIVOR FOR? for real?
12. IF THEY'RE WORTH DYING FOR, BUT NOT WATCHING SURVIVOR FOR, WOULD THEY ASSIST YOU IN THE STALKING AND MURDER OF EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CREATION OF SURVIVOR? Probably ^_^
13. YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/BUTT BUDDY AND ONE ITEM. WHAT ITEM IS IT?my magic lamp
14. YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHICKEN. NOW WHAT? i'd look for a cure....
15. THE HELL? CHICKEN? yeah, how random...
SECTION FOUR: STUPID.
1. PICK A COLOR. some form of blue
2. PICK A CONDOM. trojan...?
3. PICK A SONG. Gold Finger - If Only
4. PICK A VACATION DESTINATION Paris
5. CAN YOU ENVISION YOURSELF HAVING SEX WITH THE COLORED CONDOM YOU CHOSE IN THE DESTINATION YOU PICKED WHILE LISTENING TO SAID SONG? hold on....yyyyyeeeaaahhh
6. NEW LAW DICTATES THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GAI AND SILLY INTERNET CYBERPET OR YOU'LL HAVE YOUR GENITALS REMOVED WITH A RED HOT POKER AND A SPOON. WHAT DO YOU PICK? silly internet pet, obviously. i mean really, who would take being castrated in that extremely painful way...c'mon
7. BIRD OR FISH? bird- PENGUIN!!!
8. THE ABOVE-AS A PET OR AS DINNER? pet
9. WHAT YOU'RE BEST AT. makin' people laugh
10. WHAT YOU SUCK AT. i dont wanna talk about it
11. WHAT YOU REALLY SUCK AT. not being lazy...
OKAY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I'M DONE
...better be bitch