People have been saying mean things about you because they believe that you have said something horribly mean. Your views about Arabs are atrocious. So atrocious, in fact, that you would never be able to be president if you kept them.
I second that -- Please learn to speak and write in English. I can only assume that you are a dumbass because of the way you write. It hurts my brain to have to translate from your native retardese into English.
Please go to school and ask your principal to place you in the English as a Second Language course so that maybe one day you can speak and write as well as my Pakistani TA.
I think she/he/it went overboard with the Michael Phelps and White House screwups.
I don't know...I think that such a joke tends to become unfunny if it is so over the top that it is hard to tell...if it's in isolated instances it's a different thing...
I've never really liked it when you're not able to tell if a joke is a joke.
I'd say the fact that the song lyrics aren't from a recent top-40 hit makes it a bit less credible as a far as to whether or not it's really a journal by a well-off, white adolescent angstmachine. It almost seems too conveniently typical to be one.
Either way, AlL ThAt RaNdOm CaPiTaLiZaTiOn makes my head hurt.
I'm really not sure that this LJ even merits a compliment, but I feel compelled. I have this strong urge to flame the ever-loving bejeezus out of you for your atrocious spelling and grammar (I laugh--one of your interests is 'spellin'. I pity your English teacher). I don't know how you expect anyone to take you seriously when you write like you do. You're what, 14? My special ed. 12-year-old brother has better conventions than you do. You probably use AIM too.
Bottom line: People aren't making fun of you because they think you're fat. People are making fun of your pathetic knowledge of world issues and your deeply saddening grasp of the English language.
Transliterated to English for your edificationoohahhSeptember 21 2004, 16:44:15 UTC
I have several questions: why does everyone hate me? Is it because I am a bad person? Is it necessary to swear so much when replying to my LiveJournal entries? I'm sure we could really live without that type of language
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Re: Transliterated to English for your edificationoohahhSeptember 21 2004, 16:52:48 UTC
From the commenter above you-- You have my undying gratitude for posting this. It's comforting to see that LJ isn't a complete cesspool yet. I use Xanga.
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People have been saying mean things about you because they believe that you have said something horribly mean. Your views about Arabs are atrocious. So atrocious, in fact, that you would never be able to be president if you kept them.
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Please go to school and ask your principal to place you in the English as a Second Language course so that maybe one day you can speak and write as well as my Pakistani TA.
Sincerely,
Brian
http://www.collegeblows.com
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--Petey
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Well, I think this line makes it pretty clear that this is a joke.
There is no way that anybody so stupid could figure out how to use LJ.
Pretty cool prank though....
Sincerely,
The guy who accused her father of incest
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It's not altogether unique, but convincing.
I think she/he/it went overboard with the Michael Phelps and White House screwups.
I don't know...I think that such a joke tends to become unfunny if it is so over the top that it is hard to tell...if it's in isolated instances it's a different thing...
--Petey
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I'd say the fact that the song lyrics aren't from a recent top-40 hit makes it a bit less credible as a far as to whether or not it's really a journal by a well-off, white adolescent angstmachine. It almost seems too conveniently typical to be one.
Either way, AlL ThAt RaNdOm CaPiTaLiZaTiOn makes my head hurt.
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I'd rather be reading Slashdot.
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You probably use AIM too.
Bottom line: People aren't making fun of you because they think you're fat. People are making fun of your pathetic knowledge of world issues and your deeply saddening grasp of the English language.
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You have my undying gratitude for posting this. It's comforting to see that LJ isn't a complete cesspool yet. I use Xanga.
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