Sex Quotes
"Lets play Titanic...You say ICEBERG and i'll go down!"
"U can be my hot boy, i can be ur hunny....u can be my sex toy and i'll be ur play boy bunny!"
"some call me a sl ut, some call me a hoe, but they all scream my name, louder than they know, ive got style ive got pride, strap ur man down or i'll take him for a ride!"
"Wanna play army? Lay down and ill blow the hell outta you!"
"Sex is not the answer, it's the question...The answer is YES"
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, the softer the bed the better the screw"
"I said I was an Angel, I don't do naughty things, but u must of got me too hot and burned off my wings"
"beat me, eat me, bite me, blow me, suk me, f**k me, very slowly, if u kiss me, don't be sassy, use ur tongue and make it nasty "
"Sex is good, sex is fine, doggie style or 69, just for fun, or getting paid, everyone loves getting laid, so if ya want me in the sack, lick ur lips and hit me back"
"Apples are red apples are sour spread your legs and i'll show you some power"
"Sex is evil, evil is a sin, sin is forgiven, so stick it in!"
"GoOd GuRlS r MaDe Of SuGaR n SpIcE bUt UmA bAd GuRl MaDe Of WhIpPeD cReAm & iCe Im SeXy Ur FiNe U b Da 6 iLl Be Da 9"
"ScReW MiLk ILL dO Ur BoDy GoOd!"
"**-*Shut The ðõõ®*Turn Off The ¦î±ë*Cuz Baby Im Gonna ®õçk û® wõ®¦ð ²ñî±ë**-*"
"SEX-DRUGS-ROCKIN 'n ROLL-SPEED-WEED-BIRTH CONTROL...LIFE'S A B|TCH-WE ALL DIE...FUK THIS SH|T & LETS GET HIGH"
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.... throw me down and tie me up... SHOW ME THAT YOU LIKE ME!"
"I'm a hottie wit a body and i wanna get naughty!"
"Roses are red
Pickles are green
I love your legs
And whats in between"
"EvrY FuKin NiGhT
AnD EvrY FuKiN DaY
I wAnNa FuK U BoY
iN EvrY FuKiN WaY"
"Sex is like snow...U never know how many inches ur gonna get or how long it will last.."
"Its not the length, its not the size, its how many times u can make it rise"
"I hAd A pArTy LaSt NiGhT
yOu DiDn'T cOmE
bUt Ur B/f DiD...
tWiCe"
"3 SmALL WoRdS tO rUiN a GuYs EgO: *iS iT iN?*"
"I'm NoT a Hoe...
I Jus KnO HoW 2 GiVe It
I'M NoT A SL|_|T...
I JUst KnOw How 2 HIt it!"
"ItS NoT tHe SiZe oF tHe SeA, ItS tHe mOtIoN oF tHe OcEaN!"
"THE SKY IS BLUE
AND WATER IS WET
I'LL MAKE YOU COME
I'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT
PRESSED AGAINST MY BODY
MOVIN UP AND DOWN
SLOWLY BUT FIRMLY
WE'LL MOVE THE GROUND"
"Roses are red, Violets are corny, When I think of you o0o0o Baby I get horny!"
"*·.·.WhEn Da PaRtIeS dOnE aNd ThA LiGhTz Go OuT.·.·*
*·.·.DeReS nO dOuBt.·.·*
*·.·.MuH nAmE iS tHe OnE hE sHoUtZ.·.·*"
"MaKe LiKe a ToUnGe & LiCk mE :p"
"...i DuNt pLaY hArD tO GeT...
...I pLaY To GeT yA hArD..."
"Let's play 'Cops and Robbers' You Strip...I'll search!"
Amusing.
Here's something Mike sent me. I laughed for about sixteen hours.
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
Oh, Mike, you make me laugh.
Time Travel
Indeed.
I'm eating fantastic freezer pancakes.
They're so good.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
I got King's book from the library. It was okay, I guess. Was a little ..... I dunno. I'm more interested in stuff behind the scenes that's happening now, or recently, that was mostly about the 80's and stuff. So yeah, ** out of *****. Chyna's book was better, The Rock's was pretty good, and Mick Foley's was the absolute best.
Okay .....
Peace.
"U can be my hot boy, i can be ur hunny....u can be my sex toy and i'll be ur play boy bunny!"
"some call me a sl ut, some call me a hoe, but they all scream my name, louder than they know, ive got style ive got pride, strap ur man down or i'll take him for a ride!"
"Wanna play army? Lay down and ill blow the hell outta you!"
"Sex is not the answer, it's the question...The answer is YES"
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, the softer the bed the better the screw"
"I said I was an Angel, I don't do naughty things, but u must of got me too hot and burned off my wings"
"beat me, eat me, bite me, blow me, suk me, f**k me, very slowly, if u kiss me, don't be sassy, use ur tongue and make it nasty "
"Sex is good, sex is fine, doggie style or 69, just for fun, or getting paid, everyone loves getting laid, so if ya want me in the sack, lick ur lips and hit me back"
"Apples are red apples are sour spread your legs and i'll show you some power"
"Sex is evil, evil is a sin, sin is forgiven, so stick it in!"
"GoOd GuRlS r MaDe Of SuGaR n SpIcE bUt UmA bAd GuRl MaDe Of WhIpPeD cReAm & iCe Im SeXy Ur FiNe U b Da 6 iLl Be Da 9"
"ScReW MiLk ILL dO Ur BoDy GoOd!"
"**-*Shut The ðõõ®*Turn Off The ¦î±ë*Cuz Baby Im Gonna ®õçk û® wõ®¦ð ²ñî±ë**-*"
"SEX-DRUGS-ROCKIN 'n ROLL-SPEED-WEED-BIRTH CONTROL...LIFE'S A B|TCH-WE ALL DIE...FUK THIS SH|T & LETS GET HIGH"
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.... throw me down and tie me up... SHOW ME THAT YOU LIKE ME!"
"I'm a hottie wit a body and i wanna get naughty!"
"Roses are red
Pickles are green
I love your legs
And whats in between"
"EvrY FuKin NiGhT
AnD EvrY FuKiN DaY
I wAnNa FuK U BoY
iN EvrY FuKiN WaY"
"Sex is like snow...U never know how many inches ur gonna get or how long it will last.."
"Its not the length, its not the size, its how many times u can make it rise"
"I hAd A pArTy LaSt NiGhT
yOu DiDn'T cOmE
bUt Ur B/f DiD...
tWiCe"
"3 SmALL WoRdS tO rUiN a GuYs EgO: *iS iT iN?*"
"I'm NoT a Hoe...
I Jus KnO HoW 2 GiVe It
I'M NoT A SL|_|T...
I JUst KnOw How 2 HIt it!"
"ItS NoT tHe SiZe oF tHe SeA, ItS tHe mOtIoN oF tHe OcEaN!"
"THE SKY IS BLUE
AND WATER IS WET
I'LL MAKE YOU COME
I'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT
PRESSED AGAINST MY BODY
MOVIN UP AND DOWN
SLOWLY BUT FIRMLY
WE'LL MOVE THE GROUND"
"Roses are red, Violets are corny, When I think of you o0o0o Baby I get horny!"
"*·.·.WhEn Da PaRtIeS dOnE aNd ThA LiGhTz Go OuT.·.·*
*·.·.DeReS nO dOuBt.·.·*
*·.·.MuH nAmE iS tHe OnE hE sHoUtZ.·.·*"
"MaKe LiKe a ToUnGe & LiCk mE :p"
"...i DuNt pLaY hArD tO GeT...
...I pLaY To GeT yA hArD..."
"Let's play 'Cops and Robbers' You Strip...I'll search!"
Amusing.
Here's something Mike sent me. I laughed for about sixteen hours.
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
-------------------
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
Oh, Mike, you make me laugh.
Time Travel
Indeed.
I'm eating fantastic freezer pancakes.
They're so good.
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
I got King's book from the library. It was okay, I guess. Was a little ..... I dunno. I'm more interested in stuff behind the scenes that's happening now, or recently, that was mostly about the 80's and stuff. So yeah, ** out of *****. Chyna's book was better, The Rock's was pretty good, and Mick Foley's was the absolute best.
Okay .....
Peace.