Cos I like to steeeeal!!!
Stolen from gingham who stold it from incognita who stole it from ashen_butterfly
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1) My uncle once: ran smack into a basketball pole when running from his children
2) Never in my life: have I ever, EVER sneezed beer through my nose. Tequila on the other hand...
3) When I was five: I started a countdown for leaving my hometown.
4) High School was: only 4 years I counted down until I left my hometown. But, I did make 2 lifelong friends in egarza and hellstorm_inc
5) I will never forget: when tonyroomz gave himself a concussion on a bed post.
6) I once met: the Hollywood Madame, Heidi Fleiss
7) There's this girl I know who: LOVES me and is sleeping in our bed, RIGHT NOW!
8) Once, at a bar: I had WAY too much to drink and didn't notice the floating money on my ballcap...
9) By noon I'm usually: Waiting on people to get back from lunch so I can call them again on business.
10) Last night: I read a comic book, drank a bottle of water and smiled as my birthday celebration starts in a few hours!
11) If I only had: a bit more money in my back accounts.
12) Next time I go to church: try to keep an open mind.
13) Terry Schiavo: is dead.
14) Protect your nuts!
15) When I turn my head left, I see: Wendy's desktop.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: my fax machine, printer and television.
17) You know I'm lying when: I smile at you while talking.
18) If you lick your feet, they'll get wet.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: The gatekeeper in Macbeth. Complaining and pissing on the castle walls.
20) By this time next year: I'd like to own a hosue with Wendy.
21) A better name for me would be: San Juan "Will he just ASK already?!" Ramirez
22) I have a hard time understanding: small towns.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: finish!
24) You know I like you if: I poke fun of you and laugh at your jokes at me.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Wendy, for keeping me sane :)
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Slim Pickens, cos it sounds funny.
27) Take my advice, never: insult cavemen. They're SENSITIVE!
28) My ideal breakfast is: chorizo and eggs with homemade flour tortillas
29) A song I love, but do not have is: Yellow Ledbetter.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you get a big stick to fend yourself from the rabid packs of chihuahua's that roam the streets.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: Ummm, THERE'S NO QUESTION HERE! THIS MAKES NO SENSE!
32) Why won't anyone: laugh when I play the Superman Theme instead of the Wedding March when Wendy and I get married?!
33) If you spend the night at my house: prepare for drinks, laughs and a few games.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: an act of God
35) The world could do without: racism.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the asshole of an alligator in a phone booth. Ick...
37) My favorite blonde is: Nicole Van Croft, April 2001 Playmate.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: plastic band-aids.
39) If I do anything well, it's: being reliable.
40) And by the way: what's up with the super skinny people of the world. Please, for the love of cholestoral...eat a cheeseburger!
41) The last time I was drunk: I prayed to the porcelin Gods...
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1) My uncle once: ran smack into a basketball pole when running from his children
2) Never in my life: have I ever, EVER sneezed beer through my nose. Tequila on the other hand...
3) When I was five: I started a countdown for leaving my hometown.
4) High School was: only 4 years I counted down until I left my hometown. But, I did make 2 lifelong friends in egarza and hellstorm_inc
5) I will never forget: when tonyroomz gave himself a concussion on a bed post.
6) I once met: the Hollywood Madame, Heidi Fleiss
7) There's this girl I know who: LOVES me and is sleeping in our bed, RIGHT NOW!
8) Once, at a bar: I had WAY too much to drink and didn't notice the floating money on my ballcap...
9) By noon I'm usually: Waiting on people to get back from lunch so I can call them again on business.
10) Last night: I read a comic book, drank a bottle of water and smiled as my birthday celebration starts in a few hours!
11) If I only had: a bit more money in my back accounts.
12) Next time I go to church: try to keep an open mind.
13) Terry Schiavo: is dead.
14) Protect your nuts!
15) When I turn my head left, I see: Wendy's desktop.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: my fax machine, printer and television.
17) You know I'm lying when: I smile at you while talking.
18) If you lick your feet, they'll get wet.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: The gatekeeper in Macbeth. Complaining and pissing on the castle walls.
20) By this time next year: I'd like to own a hosue with Wendy.
21) A better name for me would be: San Juan "Will he just ASK already?!" Ramirez
22) I have a hard time understanding: small towns.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: finish!
24) You know I like you if: I poke fun of you and laugh at your jokes at me.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Wendy, for keeping me sane :)
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Slim Pickens, cos it sounds funny.
27) Take my advice, never: insult cavemen. They're SENSITIVE!
28) My ideal breakfast is: chorizo and eggs with homemade flour tortillas
29) A song I love, but do not have is: Yellow Ledbetter.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you get a big stick to fend yourself from the rabid packs of chihuahua's that roam the streets.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: Ummm, THERE'S NO QUESTION HERE! THIS MAKES NO SENSE!
32) Why won't anyone: laugh when I play the Superman Theme instead of the Wedding March when Wendy and I get married?!
33) If you spend the night at my house: prepare for drinks, laughs and a few games.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: an act of God
35) The world could do without: racism.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the asshole of an alligator in a phone booth. Ick...
37) My favorite blonde is: Nicole Van Croft, April 2001 Playmate.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: plastic band-aids.
39) If I do anything well, it's: being reliable.
40) And by the way: what's up with the super skinny people of the world. Please, for the love of cholestoral...eat a cheeseburger!
41) The last time I was drunk: I prayed to the porcelin Gods...