100 Things
1. I once picked up a cat by the tail, swung it around and threw it into the air.
2. I once made a cat run into a clear piece of plexiglass by scaring it away from me.
3. I once broke 2 auditorium seats in my first semester in college.
4. I once, accidentally, knocked the wind out of my friend, Mike, by punching him in the stomach. He was angry with me afterwards. Probobly during, too.
5. I once hit Mike (see above), accidentally again, in the groin with a #2 pencil.
6. My town priest destroyed my 10 Speed bicycle with his car, on accident. He almost hit me with his car, too.
7. I made my sister laugh for a full half-hour by falling off a tree in our backyard.
8. I got slapped in the face once for pointing out a zit that someone had on their face.
9. I have over 12 known concussions.
10. I have a thing for Salma Hayek.
11. I have a thing for large breasts.
12. I now have a hard-on.
13. I don't think it's going away.
14. Nope...still there.
15. I think long hair on women is sexy.
16. I masturbate at least once every day.
17. I like porn. It makes me laugh.
18. I laugh when I orgasm.
19. I can spend over 12 hours watching NFL games on TV.
20. I like to go to Bath & Body Works to smell things.
21. I own Bath & Body Works products. Male and female products...
22. My ideal, lazy Saturday afternoon involves eating chili dogs from Wienerschnitzel and slurping down Chocolate Mint milkshakes from Marble Slab.
23. I like choclate and mint combinations.
24. I've been catching myself growling and "talking" like Stitch from the Disney Movie, "Lilo and Stitch".
25. I love cartoons and could watch them more than football.
26. Daffy Duck, Wile E. Coyote and Speedy Gonzalez are my 3 favorite Loony Toons Characters.
27. I don't have any tattoos or piercings.
28. I thought all guys who had pierced earrings were fags.
29. My head once caught fire when a Jumping Jack (firework) landed in my curly hair. It got stuck there and my hair started to fry.
30. I've been to a minor league hockey game and a pro hockey pre-season game. I still don't understand the rules.
31. I think basketball sucks as a televised sport but, I will gladly play a pick up game at a park.
32. My hard-on is starting to subside.
33. I think squeezing a fart out of someone is hilarious.
34. The thought of midgets running around coffee tables makes me chuckle.
35. I can chew tinfoil without cringing.
36. Just kidding.
37. I fall off of my bed at least twice a month.
38. I am called "crackhead" at least once a week.
39. I don't think there's anything wrong with finding humor in animals you've run over.
40. My lotion of choice is Johnson's & Johnson's Fussy Baby lotion with chamomile and lavender.
41. My favorite cologne is Georgio Armani's Aqua di Geo.
42. When I was a kid, I almost died of Rheumatic Fever.
43. I am probobly now sterile thanks to the fever.
44. My nephew does things that I used to do as a child. Being mischevious...
45. I can roll my R's.
46. I once made my friends laugh so hard, by voicing over a porn actor and speaking in spanish, that they were both crying.
47. I sound like The Rock when I'm ordering pizza.
48. The phrase: "You run your mouth AND...you run your mouth!" can make tonyroomz" laugh.
49. I was a miracle baby. I was not supposed to live through the birthing process.
50. I can cook most anything and I'm pretty okay with a grill. I, however, cannot cook chicken quarters properly.
51. I prefer guacamole over avavado.
52. I once choked on a small bowl of cherry jello in the cafeteria of St. Edward's.
53. I once splashed Mike (see WAY above) with a bottle of Heinz 57 Sauce.
54. The first time I shaved my head, I shaved only the left side of my head.
55. I have a nice glare on my head when I use the shaved look.
56. I am oblivious to women who flirt with me in public.
57. I once spent 2 hours debating with my friend about which brand of shoe was better, Reebok or Nike.
58. I snuck in to see the last half of "Titanic" at the theatre's. I'm glad I didn't pay money to see that movie.
59. I once split my jeans from ass to crotch. I walked into Wal-Mart to buy a pair while still wearing my torn jeans.
60. My comfort "food" is a salted lime served with a cold Corona.
61. If given a set of 10 words, I can compose a funny/ridiculous story in about 5-10 seconds.
62. I like to make fun of people who take my order at drive thru's.
63. If I had money, I'd be an alcoholic.
64. I've read my favorite books, The Princess Bride and The Redemption of Althalus, a total of 18 times.
65. My favorite author is Peter David.
66. I think George Lucas should be severly beaten.
67. Tony Dorsett was my role model until I found out he was a crackhead.
68. I've worked nights for over 6 years.
69. I like this number...
70. My favorite movie of all time is "Army of Darkness".
71. Bruce Campbell is my favorite actor.
72. I yawned when the verdict was read for O.J. Simpson.
73. Taijiri is a wise man.
74. Stone Cold Steve Austin makes me laugh.
75. My mind holds tons of useless information.
76. I can't help but make fun of people.
77. I once fell off my bike by getting clotheslined by...our clothesline in our backyard.
78. I once got my head stuck between my night stand and my bed after falling out of my bed.
79. I once set fire to my house accidentally by playing with an ant hill and some gasoline.
80. I once hit my house with my dad's car. It was my first driving lesson.
81. I once knocked my friend Mike (see WAY above again) unconscious.
82. The first time I got drunk was off of whiskey and coke and a keg of Coors Light.
83. I laughed my ass off when I heard a story about a guy getting dropped from doing a Keg Stand and having his head bounce off the keg.
84. I'm laughing now.
85. I got into trouble when I was a kid because the tire swing my sister was on broke in mid-air. I was the one pushing the swing.
86. I hate penguins because of the old Bud Ice commercials.
87. Chihuahua's = Extreme Hate.
88. If I'm not careful during the summer and I spend too much time outdoors, I look like a burnt matchstick when I take my shirt off.
89. I laughed at my sister when she almost set herself on fire.
90. I get my sense of humor from my dad.
91. I get my bald spots from my dad, too.
92. I used to think El Camino's were the coolest cars on the road and I wanted one.
93. When it's cold and dreary outside, I tend to hibernate.
94. I can sleep for 12 hours, eat something and then take an hour nap.
95. I once played a video game for 10 hours.
96. I once finished a game in 6 hours by playing it non-stop.
98. I seperated my college roommate's shoulder for not leaving me alone while I was studying.
99. I put his shoulder back in for him.
100. My hard-on is finally gone.