[Oneshot] The Office (NC-17 Warning)
Title: The Office
Pairing: KyuMin
Rating: NC-17. (>/////< my 2nd attempt. Don’t read unless you are offended. I warned you.)
Disclaimer: Pssh. Everyone dreams of owning them. I’m a part of that everyone.
Summary: :P eh. Kyuhyun’s a CEO. Sungmin’s his assistant. They stall for 15 minutes. Read to find out more.
( The Office )
oh julie, young, corrupted, julie XDDD
oh how i love you~
OFFICE SEXXX~~~~~~~~~~`
TEEHEE~
if you say this was fail i shall go threaten you with mama's machete~
teehee
and my tank, and mama's whip, and hanniee's pervertedness~
BEWARE!!!
this is probably the funniest sexy story i've ever read~
teehee, sungmin being a cocktease~~~~
and GAHHH~
the office desk
XDDD
i imagine kyu with his specs, and minnie stark nakedd~
puaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
SOME QUOTES I SHALL LOVE YOU FOREVER FOR:
“They’re yours.” Sungmin whispers, voice low and breathy. His heart drums in his chest as Kyuhyun’s hands move this way and that.
“Even sexier.” Kyuhyun murmurs.
XDDDDDD kyu, you whore~ TEEHEE
“How dare you use my own tie against me.”
since when have you become so kinkay~?
BUT WE LOVE YOU FOR IT OH JULIE UNNIE~
let me serenade you now...
*AHEM*
Love oh baby my girl
Geudaen naui juhnbu nunbushige areumdawoon
Naui shinbu shini jushin suhnmul
Haengbokhangayo geudaeui ggaman nunesuh nunmuri heureujyo
Ggaman muhri pappuri dwel ddaeggajido
Naui sarang naui geudae saranghal guhseul na maengsehalgeyo
Geudaereul saranghandaneun mal pyuhngsaeng maeil haejugo shipuh
Would you marry me? Nuhl saranghago akkimyuh saragago shipuh
Geudaega jami deul ddaemada nae pare jaewuhjugo shipuh
Would you marry me? Iruhn naui maeum huhrakhaejullae?
Pyuhngsaeng gyuhte isseulge (I do) Nuhl saranghaneun guhl (I do)
Nungwa biga wado akkyuhjumyuhnsuh (I do)
Nuhreul jikyuhjulge (My love)
Hayan dressreul ibeun geudae tuxedoreul ibeun naui moseup
Balguhreumeul matchumyuh guhdneun woori juh dalnimgwa byuhre
I swear guhjitmal shiruh uishimshiruh
Saranghaneun naui gongju Stay with me
Wooriga naireul muhguhdo wooseumyuh saragago shipuh
Would you marry me? Naui modeun nareul hamgge haejullae?
Himdeulgo uhryuhwuhdo (I do) Neul naega isseulgge (I do)
Woori hamggehaneun manheun nal dongan (I do) Maeil gamsahalge (My love)
Orae juhnbutuh nuhreul wihae junbihan
Nae sone bitnaneun banjireul badajwuh
Oneulgwa gateun maeumeuro jigeumui yaksok giuhkhalge
Would you marry me?
Pyuhngsaeng gyuhte isseulge (I do) Nuhl saranghaneun guhl (I do)
Nungwa biga wado akkyuhjumyuhnsuh (I do) nuhreul jikyuhjulge (I do)
Himdeulgo uhryuhwuhdo (I do) Neul naega isseulgge (I do)
Woori hamggehaneun manheun nal dongan (I do) Maeil gamsahalge (My love)
Naega geudae ege deuril guhseun sarangbakke uhbjyo
Geujuh geuppuninguhl bojalguhtuhbjyo
Suhtulluhboigo manhi bujokhaedo naui sarang
Naui geudae jikyuhjulgeyo
Hangajiman yaksokhaejullae? Museunil issuhdo
Woori suhro saranghagiro geuppuniya
Nawa gyuhrhonhaejullae? I do
(yes, i copy pasted that, i'm lazy~
XDD)
BUT I STILL LOVE YOU~
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i pwn all~
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I just got serenaded~
♥.♥
haha, if i say yes to you... then what about Hannie and Umma? 8D so many people serenading me!! -feels loved-
xD LOL
glad you liked this dongsaeng, >3 shall i write... something like in YeWook..? LOL
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i serenaded you first!!!
28 SECONDS BBY!
kekekekeke,
1ST GETS 1ST PICKKKK~
(i can just threaten hanniee with mama's whip~ she'll behave! PLUS! she already wants mimi, how much more love can one person have?! ANDDD!!!! KYUMIN BIAS UNITEEE!!!
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