and today was supposed to be a junk food free day

May 05, 2011 18:29




LKDFZFBN /JADLFKB VLKC BLDM BA YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS JOY JOY JOY I CAN'T EVEN  \O/ \O/ \O/

I HAVE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS DAY FOR SO LONG

LIKE LITERALLY, I ONCE HAD A DREAM ABOUT PINEAPPLE CHOCOLATE EXISTING

AND I'VE BEEN RANTING EVEN LONGER

CADBURY, I SAID, Y U NO PINEAPPLE?? IT IS THE VERY BEST THING YOU MAKE, Y U NO MAKE IT IT'S OWN THING??

BUT THEN I WALKED PAST A CO-WORKERS DESK, AND THERE IT WAS. I HAD NEVER TALKED TO THIS PERSON BEFORE, BUT WE BONDED OVER CHOCOLATE. SHE GAVE ME A ROW, AND THUS TODAY WAS A PERFECT DAY, FOR PINEAPPLE CHOCOLATE EXISTED

I JUST DROVE HALF WAY ACROSS THE CITY TO GO TO THE SHOP SHE FOUND IT IN (BECAUSE WHAT IF THE CLOSER SHOPS DIDN'T HAVE IT? I WASN'T GOING A MINUTE LONGER IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT PINEAPPLE CHOCOLATE THAN I NEEDED TO). TO THE DODGY SIDE OF TOWN, THAT I DON'T KNOW MY WAY AROUND AND AM PROBABLY LUCKY NOT TO HAVE BEEN ROBBED IN

BOUGHT THREE PACKETS

AM CONSIDERING OFFERING CADBURY FIRST BORN IN EXCHANGE FOR LIFETIME SUPPLY

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY
  

on your knees to the pineapple, and iiiiii will always looove yooooou, food and other obscenities, coconut doesn't count as anything

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