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[sjazzmreow]

i am sick.

am up to the fifth straight day of sick and am totally over it.

slept all day, now am awake but too crook and tired to do anything.

:(

dear, sweet, much adored flist, i feel like some gifs. happy gifs. or pictures, or jokes, or, idk, i'll take anything.

I AM SO BORED and my attention span is so small atm. PLEASE ENTERTAIN ME, BBS, JUST

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[3771]

you want some fucking gifs? ARE YOU READY (for professional wrestling humour):

here is spanky dancing



here is cm punk loving his job



here is cm punk dramatically revealing IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG



here is cm punk not giving a shit about muscular men!



here is a man being hoisted by his own petard!



here is a man wrestling an inanimate object!



here is christopher daniels for some reason being embarrassed by people seeing him in his underwear when he wrestles in less! (bonus: here is aj styles appreciating christopher daniels in his underwear when he regularly lies on top of cd wearing less!)



NEXT: less arcane and more generalised humour

[3771]

HERE IS A CAT and an ex-balloon



HERE IS A KITTEN who is unsure about the situation in which it finds itself



and finally, here is a man who is excited i have no more gifs that i can be sure you and your audience would find funny:

[3771]

(actually if you would like to see people accidentally hurting themselves i am all over that, just let me know)

[sjazzmreow]

I'm sooooo down with that.

[3771]

this is going to be an absolute arsehole for anyone still on 56k.

here is a man who apparently has no ability to judge distance



here is a man who apparently does not understand that chairs are solid objects



here is a man who had one fucking job to do and he blew it



technically this is someone accidentally hurting else, but here is someone getting their nose caved in



here is a man IN A GORILLA SUIT who had one fucking job to do and he blew it



here is a man who should probably be paralysed right now



here is a man who simply does not understand newton's laws



here is a man who hates his testicles



here is a (small) man who now has no face



and finally, here is a squirrel who does not appreciate impostors



oh god i only just realised i had another folder. ...eh.

also, here is a small person in a gorilla suit getting destroyed and, since i am determined to get everyone i know to watch this, takuya sugi doing bad things with his body.

[sjazzmreow]

I love this comment, it's like wrestlers wrestlers stupid dudes wrestlers SQUIRRELS!!!!

XD

... Jarrod. Is this crazy Japanese wrestling that I'm watching right now? Because honestly this could be a fever dream and I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

[3771]

if you don't appreciate power rangers and samurai sorting out their differences in a wrestling ring i shall BID YOU GOOD DAY, SIR

[sjazzmreow]

JARROD JARROD JARROD OMG I LOVE THEM ALL I AM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD FOR A SICK PERSON RIGHT NOW OMG THE CAPTIONS JARROD YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE EVER THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU

YOU HAVE GIVEN ME EVEN MORE THAN THIS MUCH JOY: