GUYSGUYSGUYS.
Wanna see the new COOLEST thing I have ever, will ever, and do ever own?
12" single, baby, oh yeah!
The A side has three different versions of U Can't Touch This, including, inexplicably, an instrumental version. Three U Can't Touch This-es! THREE!
And the B side has the Funk Mix and the Funky Club (not Funky Club mix, just "Funky Club") version of Dance Machine. I have no idea what Dance Machine is, but ohsweethell am I looking forward to finding out.
Only $3 from Vinnies for this masterpiece of musical excellence, can you even believe it?