SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED
What the fuck.
What the fecking fecking feck.
I bought a little block of Cadbury Snack earlier, and have just eaten some, only to discover something awful.
There are no pineapple pieces.
What. The. Feck.
I only buy Snack for the pineapple. The pineapple is the best flavour. I love the pineapple. Where is the freaking pineapple?
It's on the label, still. Right in the middle, even. It's the one the glasses are pouring milk into, for pity's sake.
"With six delicious flavours" the label says. Maybe they cut out a flavour to make the rows symetrical, so they could be three on three, like, and there's still pineapple in the big blocks. But why sacrifice the pineapple? Why not the orange or the coconut or something? Or even the fecking caramel? People can at least buy a block of caramel to make up for it - we pineapple lovers (ie, everyone) have no alternatives.
I am quite distressed. I was looking forward to my pineapple. Cadbury have crossed a line. Anyone want to form a resistance movement?